Sort of censored swearing ahead, not like you give a flying fk, right?

So the thing is

You guys know those really annoying squeaky air inflated hammers yea

My bro has a baseball bat version and he keeps walking into my room to hit my head with it

Worst thing is, I cant even see when hes going to hit it

And i keep flinching

Im getting really dizzy

Not like it hurts, but it feels like it could turn into some sort of knife and rip my head off

Not like i would mind OTL

Im getting paranoid too

But the thing is, why the fk am i blogging about this

It just proves that I dont have much of a life and im getting motivation from something so small to write a blog about

But then again, what else do you expect i do on the holidays when there is absolutely nothing to do

I sound like a spoilt rich brat

But im not

Im a fking paranoid psychopath

Not really but you get the idea.

And now that i think about it, how do you get dizzy from a freaking bat hitting the side of your head

Am i normal or am i high off drugs

Well, parents are debating on getting divorced. I dont know what to do.

Well, wtf am i meant to do if plates are flying around the kitchen and whizzing past my head

/exaggeratingherecoughcough

I thought it had settled down but it took a turn for the worse.

#iwishnambootcampwasfkingrealfml