• Suho: Just move on and be stronger. You are better off without him.

• Luhan: He wasn't kawaii like me anyways. You need someone cuter.

• Kris: Look at me. Now look at him. Now look at me again. See how much better you could do? No, you can't have me. Maybe next time.

• Chen: Here's a joke to make you feel better. You're a beautiful girl.

• Lay: Lie down, close your eyes, and listen to the Unicorn's wise words.

• Chanyeol: DUUUDDDEEE! Why you all sad? You got dumped royally, hahaha! Just let loose, babe! Crack, crack!! YAY! WOOHOO! I'm hot!

• Baekhyun: OMG forget him! Let's go put on eyeliner! Let me teach you so you can look better and not get dumped like a loser next time!

• Sehun: Let's get drunk on bubble tea together and make you forget why you weren't good enough for him. Oops, I mean, uhhh, LUHAN help!!!!

• Tao: I will wushu his for dumping you! Now, let's go get a Gucci bag.

• Xiumin: Best break up food ever; Baozis. You will feel like a Goddess after you eat them. Trust me. it works for me every time. I'm Male God.

• D.O: Let me cook you a nice meal and you tell D.O what that mean boy did to you. I can handle jerks well. Who do you think owns Kai?

• Kai: ....... *takes shirt off* You're welcome.

source: big-exo-mblock-super-shinee-bap