How EXO flirts [Stolen from OnASnowyDay]

Suho: Are you sure you're not an angel? I mean, you are truly beautiful it's almost surreal. Your smile, those eyes; they're breathtaking. If you are, please do take me to heaven with you, I'm a good boy. But if you're not, I'll be YOUR guardian angel.
Baekhyun: Girl, is this even possible? You're more kawaii than me and you're not even wearing eyeliner! I deserve a rematch, or maybe I'll let you off; only if you kiss me.
Chanyeol: GIRL YOU ARE SO PRETTY OH MY GHAT MY HEART MY I CAN'T CONTROL MY FEELS HI HI HI HI I'LL BE YOUR PET I'LL BE CATCHAN WHAT DO YOU THINK OH AM I TOO TALL TO BE A CAT THEN I'LL BE YOUR BEARCHAN YOU CAN HUG ME WHENEVER OKAY
D.O: Your hands are very slender,smooth and pretty; you bake right? Did you know that girls with pretty hands are known to have very pretty faces. I never used to believe that, now that I see a girl with pretty hands, they're lying to me. What you have is not a pretty face but an extremely beautiful face.
Kai: um.. hi, pretty you're really -awkward silence-
Sehun: Gull, you are tho beautiful my heart thopped the moment i thaw you, ith it pothible to be thith beautiful?
Xiumin: Do you like steamed buns? Well then if yes, you like about 90% of me already.
Luhan: Are you still looking for a very manly gentleman to take care and cherish you? If that so, I would like to sign up.
Kris: Maybe next time.
Lay: Baby, blame your beautiful face and body. It's their fault for making me forget your name.
Chen: Girl you are almost perfect but not really, you're missing something. You're missing me in that picture of yours.
Tao: Girl you are prettier than the Gucci bags Kris gege buys for me, and those bags are fabulous.