i'm a paranoid flake \o/
If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
People who don't have any are full of crap.
I fear...
[ ] black people
[ x ] the dark
[ x ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ x ] being in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ x ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ x ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
Total so far: 5
[ x ] fire
[ x ] deep water
[ x ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[ x ] failure
[ x ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ x ] rats
[ x ] jumping from high places
Total so far: 12
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ x ] death
[ x ] being robbed/mugged
[ x ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ x ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[ ] dentists
[ x ] tornadoes
Total so far: 17
[ x ] hurricanes
[ x ] incurable diseases
[ x ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ x ] ghosts
[ x ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ x ] being alone
[ x ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up, becoming old
Total so far: 24
[ x ] creepy noises in the night
[ x ] not accomplishing my dreams/goal
[ x ] needles
[ ] blood
Total so far: 27
Total: 27
MAYBE I'M THE ONE, MAYBE I'M THE ONE, WHO IS THE SCHIZOPHRENIC PSYCHO YEAH
MAYBE I'M THE ONE, MAYBE I'M THE ONE WHO IS THE PARANOID FLAKE OH YEEEAAAAH
MAYBE I'M THE ONE, MAYBE I'M THE ONE WHO IS THE PARANOID FLAKE OH YEEEAAAAH
/slapped
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