What Nationality am I? (stolen from Ginae33)

british
[ ] you drink a lot of tea.
[ ] you know what a brolly is.
[ ] deal or no deal has taken over your life.
[ ] you wanted ben to win x factor.
[ ] you use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] fish and chips are yummy.
[x] you can eat a full english breakfast.
[ ] you dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] it's football... not soccer.

total: 2

australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] you call flip flops thongs, not flip flops.
[ ] you love a backyard barbie.
[ ] you know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] you love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] you're a sports fanatic.
[x] you are tanned.
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] you have an australian something.

total: 3

italian
[ ] the sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] you know how a real meatball tastes.

[ ] you know italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] you speak some italian.
[x] you are under 5'10''.
[ ] you know what a italian horn is.
[x] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] you talk with your hands.

total: 4

spanish
[ ] you say member instead of remember.
[X] you speak spanish or some.

[x] you like tacos.
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr
[X] you are dark skinned.
[ ] you know what a puta is.
[x] you talk fast occasionally.
[ ] you have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] you know what platanos are.

total: 4

russian
[ ] you say villain as: vee-lon.
[ ] you get short tempered.
[ ] you know of somebody named natasha.
[ ] you get cold easily.
[x] rain is fun for you. (at times yeah)
[x] you get into contests all the time.
[ ] you can easily make do with the cold weather.

total: 2

irish
[ ] you think beer is the best.
[ ] you have a bad temper.
[ ] your last name starts with a mc, murph, o', fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[ ] you have been to a st. patty's day party.
[ ] you have a family member from ireland.
[ ] you have red hair.

[ ] you have/had freckles.
[ ] your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.

total: 1

african american
[ ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] you have nappy hair.
[x] you like rap.
[ ] you know how to shoot a gun.
[x] you think president george walker bush is racist.
[x] you like chicken.
[x] you like watermelon.
[x] you can dance.

[ ] you can 'sing' gospel. (wish I could)

total: 5

asian
[ ] you have slanty/small eyes.
[x] you like rice a lot.
[x] you are good at math.
[x] you have played the piano.
[x] you have family from asia.
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth.

[x] most people think you're chinese.
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] you go to baulko.

total: 6

german
[x] you like bread.
[ ] you think german chocolate is good.
[ ] you speak some german.
[ ] you know what schnitzel is.
[x] you went to preschool.
[ ] you're over 5'2 (yes, i'm tall. i get it!)

total: 2

canadian
[x] you like/play/played hockey.
[ ] you love beer.
[ ] you say eh.
[ ] you know what poutine is.
[x] you speak some french.
[ ] you love tim horton's.
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] you watch/watched degrassi.

total: 2

 

Aw yeah baby, Asian all the way~~~!!!!!!

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