GUESS WHO I SAW LAST FRIDAY?!?

IT'S FREAKING EXO!! And they were the usual -- Chanyeol and Kris as tall as electrical posts as ever, Kyungsoo with all these stuff he keeps in a bag, Lay with his poker-face jokes, Luhan with his bubble tea, Baekhyun adorable even without the eyeliner, etc. And my saliva almost flooded the streets as I drooled over their perfection. ALMOST!!!

I, along with fellow exotics (read: future wives), nearly caused a stampede along the road because of their sudden appearance, but EXO crossing the road without causing an outbreak is utterly impossible. I mean, I would call up my friends and literally squeal and scream at the phone if I see them once again.

But then Kai just turned my direction and BOOM! Pregnant. My ovaries just exploded. I could feel the throughout my whole body. Oh Jongin, it was really meant to be...;A;

Anyway, we followed them all throughout their walk (I'm wondering why manager hyung lets them do this...>.<) The crowd thinned out (which was such an understatement) but I got the chance to move up front, close enough to know there was a girl in their midst. I appeared calm and relaxed on the outside while I held my camera up high, but deep inside I was like DAMN GURL, who are you and why are you so darn luckyy?!? TTT___TTT

My future husbands (ANYONE WHO OBJECTS WILL GET SQUISHED) continued all the way to the intersection, where most of the stores are. I figured they must be headed to a restaurant reservation or something (which is paid for by their gloriousness and perfection LOL) 'Cause they're famous people!! Celebrities like them don't eat at food stalls (except when the cameras are rolling, which wasn't the case).

So let me yell at you now. THEY DID!!!! (They did eat at a food stall, I mean) Like it was so epic, so legendary that I involuntarily jumped up and down in all my fangirl feels. Imagine my Baekhyunnie eating tteokbokki and Chanyeol watching him eat (LMFAO MY BAEKYEOL FEELS XD) But anyway, they did, which was very unlikely, what with all the fanciness their riches can afford.

This was MAJORLY unbelievable with a capital U. But anyway, I managed to tiptoe just enough to see how the girl looked like. She clearly got alone with them, as was necessary enough reason for her to eat with them. One second I was picturing myself in her position, and the next thing I saw was her feeding my Sehun some boiled silkworm!

BOILED SILKWORM!!!!!!!

SHE POISONED MY BABY'S STOMACH WITH A WORM!!! A BOILED WORM!!! And the most hilarious part about the whole thing was that he seemed to like it, the worm I mean. She tried offering Tao some, but he refused to and she stopped pestering him. Maybe she knew our kung fu panda cries very easily, so she didn't pressure him more so.

After a while, as soon as they have had their fill of cooked underground organisms for food, the group, together with the girl, went for a stroll around the city. I was ultimately LUCKY ENOUGH to stumble on my own two feet, just enough clumsiness that caught Suho's attention. OMG Joonmyun you are really an angel to me~~ ^^

He asked if I was okay and I nodded like the fool I am. But who can clearly speak out and walk as confidently when these overly gifted, handsome men walked in front of you? Of course it's not me. But it's the girl they're with. She seemed to be just as the same age as them, possibly even younger. If I was honestly asked, I can say she was still a teenager.

And yes, with all my insecurities aside, she was pretty (to say the least). She was beautiful!! And I guess that's why some of the fans I walked along with cursed and grumbled to themselves. But I don't think she's a bad person at all. And she was exposing more of our oppas, and for that, I give her five gold stars~~~

So anyway, after my tripping incident, I walked the nearest to EXO, who seemed to be sightseeing even with the fans following them all around. Chen spoke with an accent, possibly his dialect, out of extreme happiness. Same goes for Minseok, our forever baozi Xiumin, who beamed brightly at the fans, lol he's great at fan service XD

The other members, however, (specifically the EXO K members) were busy chatting with the girl. I couldn't make out what they were saying at first. I figured it went like, "Chanyeol-ah, you're gay, right?" I just guessed that statement out because after she talked, the members laughed out crazily and Chanyeol was all like, "I'm not." He defended his gender calmly. (YES, I know she doesn't use honorifics.)

Jongin chuckled in amusement as he twisted the bottle cap open before handing her a bottle of water, which she accepted graciously. " Ya, Wu fan!" she called out loudly, causing our duizhang to come to a halt in the middle of his tracks. The rest of the Chinese gang also stopped walking. Gosh, can I please exchange bodies with this girl, she is darn special!!!

"Chanyeol shì tóngxìngliàn duì bā?" (Chanyeol is gay, right?) She exclaimed loudly in fluent Mandarin. Darn it, one more insecurity check at myself...TT_TT and this time, it was the Chinese gang's turn to burst out into uproars of laughter. "What was that? Did you understand it?" The happy virus turned to Kyungsoo for help, which D.O explained calmly, stifling a laugh.

But anyway, these went on for the whole stroll, with different languages and different people. She even played a little soccer game (with a tin can they found along the road) with our unicorn Yixing~~ ^^ After an hour or so, they were picked up by the group's usual van and were towed away from us >_< but Lee Min Yu (our Fishy oppa's wife~) was really jjang!!

Dear Donghae : Chapter 82