Zombie Quiz (by ichigosama)

Indigo has come up with lots of fantastic things here, and now it's a y zombie quiz.

 

 

It's the first day of the outbreak and the media and everyone around you is going crazy. You:

a. Sit back and wait for all of it to blow over.

b. Join the crazy people outside and panic-buy for emergency supplies.

c. Start boarding up the doors and windows.

d. Create make-shift weapons and explosives.

 

The streets are starting to get ridden with those things! What do you do?

a. Get in your car and get the hell out of the city.

b. Stay inside and don't move until help comes.

c. Go to the mall where the walls are thick and supplies are almost endless.

d. Grab your axe and start chopping!

 

Your parents get infected. Your dog gets infected. Your friends get infected. You:

a. Reluctantly run away from them, leaving them behind in their zombie-state.

b. Drive an axe in their heads to let them be at peace.

c. Lock them in a room and tell them you're coming back once you get a cure.

d. Tie them down on a bed and treat them as 'sick' people instead of flesh-eating monsters.

 

You come across a gun store. What's the first thing you grab? (SGO's note: oh I at using guns)

a. Armor.

b. Shotgun.

c. Pistol.

d. Machine gun. yeah!

 

What's your melee weapon?

a. Steel baseball bat. (I can get that from the softball store yay)

b. Pickaxe.

c. Hockey stick.

d. Steel pipe.

 

You find shelter in:

a. An abandoned cabin in the woods.

b. A looted grocery store.

c. An evacuated prison.

d. An empty school.

 

Which of these people would you trust to keep you alive during the apocalypse?

a. A policeman.

b. A soldier.

c. A blackbelter. (I have a blackbelt friend. Thank the sweet lord)

d. A samurai.

 

You find out that you've been bitten. You:

a. Shoot yourself instantly.

b. Tell your companion to wait until the last minute until they kill you.

c. Let yourself turn into one of them.

d. Bite your companion so that you two can be zombies together.

 

Your vehicle of choice would be:

a. A hummer.

b. A badass motorcycle.

c. A practical car.

d. A van that can hold a lot of supplies.

 

You get trapped inside a department store. The zombies are breaking down the door bit by bit. Which is escape do you try first?

a. The sewers. Hey, if there's a will, there's a way.

b. Nothing. You board up the entrances with everything that you can.

c. The garage. Maybe there's a car laying around?

d. The allies surrounding the building.

 

On the day of the outbreak, where would you probably be?

a. At home, watching TV or on the computer.

b. At school.

c. At work.

d. Outside where all the action is.

 

You see someone you don't like and he/she is wounded, but it's not a zombie bite. She can't last long without medical help. What do you do?

a. Leave her for dead. She doesn't have a chance anyway.

b. Leave her somewhere safe and find medicine.

c. Kill her yourself.

d. Carry her around until you find medicine. (unless she is a heavy pig then b)

 

You are in a small department store and a horde comes running through the streets. What do you pick up to defend yourself with? (There's no weapons in the department store)

a. An umbrella.

b. A tennis racket.

c. Hairspray and a lighter.

d. A heavy, hardbound book.

 

You see your crush being chased by a zombie. You:

a. Drop everything and go help him.

b. Run with him.

c. Kill the zombie bastard and then grab him.

d. Sigh and move on.

 

The stores are looted and food is limited. If there was one thing you could find a year's supply of, what would it be?

a. Frozen pizzas.

b. Mac n' cheese.

c. Canned food. (something fresh please please please oh god not spinach)

d. Instant noodles.

 

If animals couldn't get infected, what animal companion would you take with you?

a. A horse.

b. A dog.

c. A cat.

d. A fish.

 

Finally, after months of surviving on little food and water, you find civilization that is sealed off from the rest of the world. The army is there and there's other survivors, too. However, there's someone you promised to come back for. You:

a. Stay in the walled city.

b. Ask for supplies and then go back.

c. Stay for a little while and then go back.

d. Go back for him/her, and then take him/her to the walled city.

 
 
 
I tag Indigo, and anybody who's had the patience to read this far.

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RainbowCupcake
#1
LOL AT THE CRUSH PART XD