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KRIS: girl bye

KAI: uhm...I would...but I'm not that nice

SEHUN: I'm sorry I can't go out with you today, I have to...water my cat

SUHO: n-no speak english, korea, me korea

LUHAN: can I just give you a hug

LAY: I can't...I forgot to turn off my house so...yeah

CHANYEOL: I can't go out tonight, my house is on fire

CHEN: I'm not mother teresa, so I don't feel bad for the ratchet

XIUMIN: ...I can't go out with you, my invisible friend said you smell like ranch

BAEKHYUN: can I turn off the lights...for the whole date?

D.O: I have to give birth that day sorry