Happy Birthday KRIS!

A husband, boyfriend, bestfriend, friend, yesh that's him. lol jk.

Kris. Wu fan. Wu Yi fan. Kevin. Ken. Whatever. lol

HAPPY BDAY KRIS! *throws confetti*

Today you exist to ruin my life. I repeat, to ruin my boring life.

You’re nothing short of an amazing person. Many people felt intimidation in the beginning upon seeing you for the first time because you were left unsmiling and to some ‘lacked any sort of emotion’. But I saw right through you, and I knew instantly that you’re indeed a very kind and gentle person, and that you were confused and scared perhaps? Because being a leader is indeed a very strenuous task and it takes every will power in you to pull off this position.

What do i like about you? ehmehged. Firstly, you're 187 cm tall. I mean, wow just wow. Your hair, Darn it. don't die ur hair, DON'T.

I just can't finish this list what i like about you, now this is just too impossible.

You're a peasant that enjoys ruining someone’s life. Thank you very much.

I know you will NEVER gonna see this stupid post but i just hope you're happy and don't get a girlfriend yet. *cough*

My love for him has evolved into a more love hate relationship I mean he should really go to prison for that face. Beneath that hard exterior is someone who is kind and soft hearted, a good leader to s. I can’t even put to words o

n how much he means to me or to everyone else that simply adores him.

Sure, he’s ridiculously tall and has features that come together to form an unbelievable face. But that’s not why he’s important to me. It’s because of the way his eyes crinkle when he smiles that gummy smile, because of his childish handwriting and atrocious drawings (LOL). It’s because of his always impeccable airport-runway outfits, the low rasp of his voice on stage. It’s his tear-filled eyes and the way he pulls s into his arms regardless of how prestigious the stage he’s on is. It’s because of his winks, the way he bites his lower lip, his fingers, and his failed attempts at trolling s in which he always ends up becoming the of their jokes. It’s his b*tchface, the way he holds the mic, and how he interacts with kids. I want you to marry alpaca, but it would be nicer if it's me. Hurhurhur. Stop.

But most importantly, it’s how he loves his fans and how he makes sure we know that he loves us :"3

Furthermore, enjoy reading all of your fan letters and watch all your fan videos on this special day. ♕ Happy Birthday to the flawless dragon with gazillions of names XD

#Alpaca
#Dragon

#BB Cream

#B*t*h face

#Maybe next time

I know that you will not read this. Pfft. I-M to the possible. ;A; i don't even care.
I just want to say thank you for making me smile, cuz you're always doing it.

I absentmindedly smile whenever i see your unfadasaaaaaasfahfkjgjg face.

Should I put more pictures of Kris?
Naaaah, too lazy.

Oh gosh, I'm gonna celebrate his bday in school. Alone.
it's gonna be awesome for sure.

But anyway, I forced my former classmate to like EXO and guess what, she's an exotic now.
I know I'm just so awesome. Mission Accomplised. BAM!

But she noly likes exo-m. curse her. therefore, she isn't a full-exotic am i right? right? no?
ohmaiiigawd. i need to sleep now. gotta be early for tomorrow and imma buy the cakes and the balloons.

AWESOME. just awesome.

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YellowHue #1 Nov 10, 2012 06:39:10

he too makes me smile of hie simple pics~
hai~
my fan girl heart~