[This is Cleverbot. You go to the website: cleverbot.com, and you can talk to it. As inane the answers to your questions may be, cleverbot is just a robot. Here I am, role playing as Jonghyun (my first time rping as a manly man xD) and this is our convo. Enjoy~!]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm Jonghyun!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good. How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm perfect.

User: That's a little vain don't you think?

Cleverbot: No, I think you don't understand what I mean.

User: What do you mean then?

Cleverbot: I mean that people don't like me what ever I do, so what's the point in doing anything to change who I am?

User: I feel the same way. All the petitions froms ex-fans were bringing me down.

Cleverbot: Do you love me like a love song?

User: No! I've got Kibummie!!

Cleverbot: Why do you like cats?

User: Because Key looks like a cat. I'm usually a dog person.

Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?

[Isn't it creepy how I said, 'I've got Kibummie', and the next thing he asked was why I liked cats? It would've been much less creepy had he asked, 'Do you like cats,' but no, he knows Jjong likes cats, and wants to know why. ;) ]