effin' epic dream i had last night. YOU SRSLY GOTTA READ IT.

i just type it in this super long paragraph run on sentence thing lol. and it's not even as long as it should be, because i woke up in the middle of it. why was onew in it as a super ninja assassin thing? I DA NAAAAAA.

so it starts in this school-house like building. me and my cousins are just hanging out. my guy cousins are slinging rocks at things. they slingshot a rock to this one lady on a motorcycle. she's hit, and gets off and storms into the building. i see the rage in her, and i tell my cousins to run into the bathroom and lock the door. my guy cousins have done so already. the lock for ours isnt working, so we panic, shut the door, and cringe. the lady walks in, saying 'wanna go bowling?' my cousins are all "k" and im like, hesitant. "k-k-k-kay.." then she turns around with a sinister smile and says "AFTER I KILL YOU!" then she whips out this ginormous sword. my cousins are cut in half, and so am i. i *knew* it was coming, so i closed my eyes and let it happen. i didn't feel it, i just was cut in half. but for some reason, i felt my cousins being cut. anyways, after that, it all rewinds and disappears into this flashy thing, seen as onew's thoughts. onew nods to his master. it's his mission to hire someone to kill us, then if that is failed, kill us himself. from this point on, my guy cousins are gone. after that, we're in a mall. i guess the lady failed to kill us or find us, because that part didn't play again. we have to get all these objects and destroy them, in order to escape the extreme consequences and stuff. kinda like horcruxes, except you can simply smash them. anyways, some of these objects have puzzles and hints you need to figure out where they are. i'm not gonna go through those. so the first object, we're in a normal girly clothing store. the first object, is eventually revealed to be a jar. once that's revealed, this ginormous obstacle gets into the way. in the first store, it was a ginormous whirlpool black hole thing that just started swirling and everyone in. i'm standing on the side of it, holding onto people's hands and the shelf for dear life. i yell to my other cousin 'GRAB THE ING JAR!" but she's too busy looking at clothes. then i yell "WE'RE ABOUT TO ING DIE, GRAB THAT PIECE OF AND THROW IT TO ME!" she follows through and throws it to me, i smash it then kick the pieces into the whirlpool. then it vanishes and we go to the next store. then we have to figure out this old fruit song or some from childhood, idk where that came from, but yeah. we couldn't figure it out. the store we were in was a grocery store. all of a sudden onew comes in and starts like lashing ninja stars and machetes and spikes and grenades and all that at us, we're running throughout the store for our dear lives. since we can't figure out the song, all these ing groceries like cans and fruits and, well, groceries start coming to life and attacking us. eventually we figure it out and the object is revealed to be a necklace. then this ing MONSTER appears and starts tryna kill us. that bastard was *huuuuuuuge* . eventually we destroy the necklace by ripping it apart and throwing it into the monster's mouth. idk why but that killed the monster. then i woke up so i couldn't find out the ending... TT~TT

Comments

You must be logged in to comment
LovesYoseob
#1
epicness. I love the part where your cousin is looking at clothes LMAO. God, that is one effing long paragraph. >.<
BabySeobbie
#2
Kekeke... Ninja Onew!!! It happens to me too!!! Last night... Or afternoon.. I dreamt of B2ST and then I woke up and just felt soooo~ happy!!! Well, because you know, it is B2ST!!! Haha^^ Baaiii~^^