So instead of writing my short story like a good little girl, I'm going to go on a crazy, vehement rant on a certain element of fanfics I can't stand.

Please stop here if you are very 1. sensitive 2. defensive 3. rational. Of course, I could explain why I feel this way to you, but I don't think you care. So go ahead! Click the back button. I don't judge on what you do, just what you write.

Jealousy!

Is that the only strategy a female knows?! OH, MY UNSTIMULATED AND UNAMUSED MIND! Sure, once or twice is fine, but it seems that once a female wants to get back at her ex or generally give the author an excuse to smash her/his OTP together, she just HAS to form a fake couple with some random dude/best friend/worst enemy! Then, we get all that lovely love triangle stuff. PLEASE, PEOPLE! GIVE ME SOMETHING NEW! How about moving on? Or maybe forgiving about the ex that is so hated that he must burn with green? The opposite of love is not hate but indifference ... That hurts a lot more. And everything is better when it's genuine! Come along all you simple-minded females, forget about your exes! Don't make it your job to make them nauseous! (Get it? 'Cause when you're nauseous you turn green, and green represents envy ... ?) That's how I feel when I read that unoriginal material anyway ... Why not kill the ex? Part ways cleanly? Create a new identity and move to Chile, then come back years later to haunt him with awe at how successful you are? Or (And this is a good one!) *deep inhale* ... laugh in his face, tell him you never loved him with a mockingly bitter tone, and saunter away, feeling perky and proud? 'Cause that's what I would do ... *shrugs* Love? Spare me ...

So, to all the authors who do this: CHANGE YOUR STORYLINE NOW! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PEOPLE HATE READING YOUR STORIES?! NOW GO! GO WEAR OUT YOUR BACKSPACE KEY! 

No, not really! I just wish you all would create a more unique setup. I love love triangles (even though the guy I'm rooting for always goes down :P); I love conflict of any kind, any grating friction of men's souls rubbing against each other! So please me, but do it in a pleasing way!

(Final Note: To those of you who write these stories, I'm very sorry. I don't mean to offend you, and you don't actually sicken me. Your plots do but not you. Actually, everyone who uses this plot device is welcome to be my friend! I like your idealistic lot, even if it's just to sink your happiness. ^.^ As you can tell, I'm quite the interesting person, hehe. :)

(Final Final Note: Oh, yeah! Everyone who portrays Amber of f(x) in a negative way or leaves her hanging without a source of happiness, I consider you all to be against feminism. Peace~! :)

Hmm, should I try convince you all that I'm still a nice, genial person who is very quiet and proper? (Which I am ...) NAWH! Think what you like, as long as you don't own a pitchfork.

Huh. Who actually read down here? Didn't I tell you to stop at the red text?