Is this a funny oneshot?

Okay..so I found something I had written a while back..its retarded but still...I'll post it cuz Im bored xD

CHANGMIN’S UFO REPLIES:

One day Changmin decides to say whatever he wants.

What he says, what he really means,what fangirls think he means.

Oppaluver4ever: Changmin oppa! Did you eat well?

Reply:Why do you care…seriously? Obsessed much?

Oppalover4ever: But-

Reply: Go do your homework or whatever it is you do.

Minismyhubby: Oppa~ Promise me that you’ll marry me?

Reply: I will do no such thing.

HoMinis: Changmin oppa~ How is Yunho in bed? ;)

Reply:…He’s a bloody good bottom. Go change your gurrrl~

YunJaeshipper: You are YunJae’s lovechild~

Reply: *fart* << makes more sense than you.

Glitterypink09342059250: Oppa. If you don’t reply,I will jump off a building

YunJaeSuMinChunDB5K4ever: My boyfriend broke up with me because I told him I would always love you. What should I do?

Reply: Telling a guy you love another guy?Smart move.

AntiTVXQ: You .
Reply: Finally,someone who talks sense. Talk more.
AntiTVXQ: Your face is ugly :@
Reply: Thankyou! I try to tell them but they insist on saying Im handsome. What else? Tell me more! Insult me! Let there be MAYHEM~
AntiTVXQ: *logs off*
Reply: COME BACK!!!!!

Shana_DB5K: I write fanfics about you :D
Reply: So does the rest of the world.

1215Xiahtic: Do you know who I am?
Reply: Retard posing as Kim Junsu?
1215Xiahtic: I am Kim Junsu
Reply: And I am Dora The Explorer.

OhMaiGaadSun: If you had to choose between Yunho oppa and Jaejoong’s food..who would you choose?

Reply: Food. Yunho can only irritate me,not satiate me.

HeeDictator: Im watching you..and Im wearing pink.

Reply: Hello Jaejoong. The internet is the pefect portal for your gay tendencies.

HeeDictator: I am Heechul.

Reply: I cant decide the gayer of the two.

*HeeDictator has logged off*

Shana_DB5K: Hello again. Im back :D.

Reply:…Im overjoyed.

Shana_DB5K: Youre my baby. Just so you know that. But we have an uous relationship…because I find you ually appealing.