I've Lost My Art of Stalking...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... *Dramatic scream* xD
You're Probably thinking 'What the Hell?!! My Unnie/Dongseang is a Stalker?!!!'
The title isn't exactly true....Okay, Maybe it is! XD
Let me explain....Ever since i started dating guys, i found out that i was especially good at following people without them realising, i'm almost ninja like! I tended to use My stalker skills to stalk certain guys (Ones i found attractive xD Sounds shallow i know but i would only date that those guys if they had a great personality ^-^)
When stalking a very attractive guy, i use a skill called 'Coincidence Stalking'. It works like this...
In order for me to use this clever skill, i have to have had talked to the guy intend to stalk at least once, In which i get basic information..(I.e. Name, Age, What they do but also where they Hangout as well as what days they hangout there) I then use this information and show up randomly at their hangout place when they are there and pretend very subtly to walk into them or walk past them, in which they tend to say the following 'Hey...Mel,This is random seeing you here but it's to see you again, how are you?' and then a conversation between me and that Atrractive guy is born and sometimes there's more ;D
However since dating my Love Muffin (That was so Ghey! xD) Luke Ashley Bennett... i haven't used my stalking skills but instead opting for an 'I can Look But i cannot Touch' Approach or using My 'Coincidence stalking' to make more Males friends if i find them really nice to hang with...
But Sadly I realised...I have lost My art of Stalking....How you ask?...well I'll tell you.
Today when meeting an old friend we went to a place called Trocadero in London. (It's basically like a shopping centre with a large arcade!) We went up the first Escalator on to the 1st/2nd floor, upon walking on to 1st floor..we passed a little stall (It sells, t-shirts, piercings, etc,) which is owned by the most amazing Attractive and GOD DAMN HOT! J-rock style Asian guy, i've seen in a long while.
Upon passing him...I let out...the most weirdest..and 'unlike me' Girly Squeal i have ever done. It was quite shameful of me but he didn't notice...However the story is not yet done.... xD
I suddenly had the urge to look at him properly, in which my Friend and I (My friend's a guy by the way!) walked back and went up a little set of stairs and sat on the floor opposite This guy and his stall. We had to be atleast less than 15 metres away from him. I sat directly infront of this guy's view in which he could see me as clearly as i could see him...That's was mistake number 1.
Mistake Number 2 was the worst....For some stupid reason, i couldn't stop staring at him so much so that i did in Fact drool. This isn't the worst part, the worst part is it soon became clear that he had realised i was 1. Staring at him quite frequently & 2. I was freaking out about him like a crazy fangirl....
However...the feeling for some odd reason seemed mutual. As he caught me watching him several times, My friend started to notice something...When i wasn't drooling over this guy and staring at him like he was a piece of meat (God DAMN Y Piece of Meat xD), This guy was looking at me... Yes the Hot J-Rock Guy was Checking ME out!!!!
Upon hearing this news...I let out another Strange...almost ic sound, recieving odd Looks from my friend in response. I then Began to freak out for the first time over this guy... (Yes i am aware i am engaged but honestly i didn't see this reaction coming!)
Anyways My Friend and I continued to watch this beautiful creature sell items from his awesome little stall (As well as Look at me ^-^) I realised that This Guy was being sneaky...y sneaky...In which On several occasion's i would catch him looking at me and as i did he would, either produce a y pout, an amazingly cute smile or his lip subtly while smirking before he turned away, which caused me to let out weird girly yelps and go weak in the Knees.
(Lucky i was sitting most the time)
This went on for like 3 or 4 hours (Crazy right?) Soon i decided to actually talk to him.. (Even though in my mind i actually wanted to jump over his little counter and the out of him!!!! xD) However even time i neared his Stall...My stupid knees felt weak therefore i backed away.
To cut a long stroy short... I did end up talking to the Guy, after My friend left and found out This information....
1. His friends call him Ken....(I'm guessing his full-name is Kenji maybe!) 2. He is half Japanese & Half Chinese with a bit of south African (ing Beautiful!) 3. He's 21 years old... (I swear how are all these Awesome Asian guys younger than me?!!!)
However I blurted out to him that i found him cute and that i was totally attracted to him. He did the cutest flustered giggle and smile i'd ever seen Before he told me his age,I then replied with 'Wow, i'm older than you!'
His response 'Really, Your older than me?' In which i replied 'Yeah, i'm 22,'
He then smirked as he organised his stall merchandise and said this... 'But you know...In Japan and China i'm 22..'
Honestly how suggestive can you get?!!!! Anyway i was about to reply and ask him if he had a girlfriend but a costumer interupted (Yeah i had forgot i was standing at his stall and he was working xD) However i think he picked up on this and soon asked me 'What we're you gonna say?'
And this is where i snapped back to my cool calm sense. I simply shook my head and said 'oh nothing'... I then just walked around trocadero for awhile (Til 11pm actually) Finally sitting down on the step in front of his stall. Soon after he closed up his stall he then surprising came over to me and asked, "Hey why haven't you going home?'
At first i wanted to reply ~Cause i was stalking you & i want to the hell out of you ~ (Yeah i am pretty filthy minded if you didn't know, but also Loyal :P) But instead I said 'Because i don't feel like going home yet,' Which was actually true because i prefer looking around london at night times ^-^
Anyway he waved goodbye and i felt normal again. It was just honestly a weird strange, Really tempting moment for me. And Now i realise i at stalking!!! :(.... I guess being in love with someone does change you! ^-^
Don't know why but i thought i'd share that little adventure of my with you. Now that i've had time to think, even though Ken..is HOT and SO ABLE...I realised that i wouldn't really want to do anything with him apart from be his friend. I'm probably going hangout at his stall a little bit more and see if he can become my first Asian Male friend (Who is HOT! Xd).
On a sad realization, i really miss my boyfriend so much, I need that emotional love from him that i haven't had for 3 weeks now, that's why i get all crazy like this, i don't have anyone around me that often so i'm quite lonely and withdrawn :/ and for some reason i'm like a female cat in Heat during the Summer :S
Oh and here's some additional info on Ken ^-^
He has Big but really soft hands (I brought a handcuff chain from his stall, he had to show me how to unlock the little handcuffs ^-^ So No i didn't just randomly grab his hands xD).He has a light complexion with a slight tan, not to mention lightly toned arms and soft looking skin (Skin i really want to !) His hair a dyed browny-gingerish colour. (Almost like one of Taemin's previous hair colors) Ken's hair, is similar to that of Reita from The Gazette but oddly his face somewhat resemble's Taemin from SHINee. :O (He's basically a J-rock version of Taemin xD) Along with that his Smile is similar to that of Taemin's (He really has a Taemin vibe about him ^-^) And finally most interesting thing (Well most y...xD) about Ken is that he speaks english but has the most y mixed Chinese & Japanese accent i've ever heard. (When he was talking to me i just wanted him to the out of me, honestly i really wanted him to! xD)
So what do you think of Ken Guys?!! (I do wish i took a picture but i felt that would be going too far xD)
Anyways I'm off to work on the One shots i've been neglecting! Love you guys xxxxxx
AKTF~{xxxKissTheAngelxxx}~ Melissa
Let me know! Oh and if you live in london you can go see him for yourself, just go up the first escalater, his stall is right next to wear you get off :D
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