I went to school today, even though I don't need to and I've already graduated T_T

My friends and I decided to help the teachers and plan lessons which include us messing around with the younger kids before we all go to Uni. Whilst I was in those lessons I realized that my friends, teachers and the younger students (around 14/15 years of age) would say stupid things. I found them absolutely hilarious and decided to post them in my blog here.

Bare in mind that I used to go to a grammar school and the students, teachers and my friends have passed many tests to get into this top school, our school was in fact in the top 5% of grammar schools in the UK. You probably wouldn't believe me once you have finished reading this blog.

Lesson 1 - Free period

Susie; "Can you ever get your ity back? You know... after it breaks."

Charlotte; "Why? Did you someone this weekend?"

Susie; "No, my tampon broke my hymen."

Lesson 2 - History

​Mr. Bird (the most epic history teacher ever!); "After this round we will have a face off!"

Susie; "I like my face though..."

Lesson 3 - Music

Charlotte; "I got a merit for clapping!"

Mr. Lewis (I think this guy is on crack...); "Let's all listen to what the baby dinosaur thinks about the performance!"

Charlotte; "the pencil can play the triangle!" -hits the pencil against the triangle-

• Charlotte; "Mr. Lewis is talking to an egg shaker... Should we be worried?"
• Mr. Lewis; "Egg Shaker, how was that performance? You can be honest!"

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• Mr. Lewis; "why are you playing online games instead of participating with the class?"
• Rebecca; "the class is boring!"
• Mr. Lewis; "Carry on then. By the way you have to right click the box to get a higher score."

• Charlotte; "Mr. Lewis is playing with a toy gun!"
• Me; "is the gun real?"

• Me; "what is the point of that game?"
• Susie; " you just sit there and watch!"

• Melanie; "why did she stop playing the piano in the middle of the performance?"
• Me; "she's shaking her off, imagine how bad her fingers would be shaking!"

Charlotte; "I have a great talent for playing the triangle. I also am great at not giving a in music lessons. Let's search for photos of Super Junior !"

• Charlotte; "Mr. Lewis is throwing a hat onto a stick."
• Me; "it's only cool if the hat is a bowler hat."
• Susie + Charlotte; "it's a bowler hat!"

At the end of the lesson Mr. Lewis (the music teacher) stood by the door and praised each person as they walked out one by one. What did he say when Susie walked past? "You have an amazing talent for the flute and you're a great singer!" What did he praise Charlotte for? "Your talent for playing the piano is phenomenal!" What did he say to Melanie? "Your arrangements are always amazing, I'm glad you're studying music in London!" What about Rebecca? "Your composition skills are truly mind blowing, you can make it big in the music business!

What did he praise tell me?

"Go get lost... Have a nice life!"

My reaction?

"Bruv, could've told me sooner!" and also 500 swear words in Spanish, Korean, Farsi, Japanese, French and English. It was okay though because he gave me cake during the lunch break :)

Lesson 4 - Art

​Ms. Gale; "I've had a total of 4 injuries this term; I broke my leg whilst running, I slammed my thumb in the car door (which resulted in me shattering the bones in my thumb), I nearly cut my finger off whilst using a craft knife to cut out cardboard for todays lesson and I have also now burnt my left hand whilst playing around with a glue gun. I don't think you should listen to me when it comes to health and safety, do whatever you want during this lesson but try not to kill yourself."

• Ms. Gale; "what are you guys looking forward to in the summer?"
• Susie; "sleeping."
• Charlotte; "binge eating."
• Tara; "binge drinking."
• Nicki; "Tumblr."
• Me; "fan fiction, K-pop, dramas, sleep, food and talking all night with my friends."
• Ms. Gale; "what a long list! What about you, Nur?
• Nur; "Stationary shopping for the new school year."
• Class; "SAME!!!"

This was my day today. I have no idea if I should bother going into school tomorrow because I'm pretty sure my brain cells would rapidly decline after hanging out with these crazy, idiotic people.

-sigh- I'm going to miss these girls when I go to Uni T_T