[ X ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".

[ X ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ X ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[ X ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[ X ] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ X ] You have been called a blonde.

 

Total: 6/6

 

[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.

[ X ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[ X ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[ X ] You have choked on your own spit.

 

Total: 3/4

 

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[ X ]You type with three fingers or less.

[ X ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[ X ] You have caught yourself drooling

 

Total: 3/5

 

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.

[ X ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[ X ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about

[ X ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice. 

 

Total: 3/5

 

[ X ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[  ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[ X ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[ X ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[ X ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

 

Total: 4/5

 

[  ] You have read bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[ X ] You break a lot of things.

[ X ] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[ X ] You have fallen off your chair before.

[ X ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[ X ] The word "um" is used frequently.

[ X ] You don't know what "um" means.

[ X ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot

[ X ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 8/9

 

GRAND TOTAL:  27

OW THEN, take your total, and multiply it by 3.

27 x 3 = 81!! >o< oh no lol~

And re-post as: I am __% Mentally ill.

I don't own this.

CREDITS to: MikaLikesPie & Smilee