The EXOtic survey! ☆

This is a must-take survey for anyone who thinks they are a fan of EXO. It's not a quiz, nor is it a trivia survey. It's just to gather your thoughts and favors towards our twelve guardians! Are you ready?

O1. List three members of EXO -

1) your EXO bias

2) your EXO-K bias

3) your EXO-M bias

1) chanyeol ouo

2) chanyeol ouo"

3) kris owo

O2. What's your favorite MV from EXO and why?

Hmm... this is a tough one. ono i love all of their music videos, no, i love all their videos - yes, that includes the ??? teasers of kim jongin (never referring him to kai because that's my name too OTL) - but i guess i'll have to choose MAMA (EXO K version) ouo  I guess it's just because it has so many awesome special effects and stuff. ouo also because MAMA's one of my favorite songs. x)

O3. Who in EXO did you think had a certain personality at first, but as you slowly got to know EXO more, your impression was completely different?

Honestly, Chanyeol. I thought he'd be a cool, deep-voiced rapper with lots of charm and charisma (like minho or something) but... he turned out to be just as weird and creepy as i am. LOL. ouo"

O4. Who was your first bias? If he's different from your current bias, why did you switch?

My first bias was chanyeol, and it still is. LOL. 

O5. Why is your bias your bias?

Chanyeol's my bias because, well, he's like a younger, male version of me. OTL both our favorite colour's are black, we are creeps, one of my eye twitches and so does his, we're both extremely tall for our age, our voices are too deep for our faces, and we both like baekhyun! ouo LOL. 

O6. Is there a ship you sail to the high heavens? If so, why?

YES. AND THAT'S BAEKYEOL. ;w; i. i can't explain why. QAQ GULL, I CAN'T ESSPLAIN WHAT I FILL. QAQ but maybe because they look closer than what they are? ouo 

O7. Is there a ship you absolutely cannot stand? If so, why?

...krisyeol? ;w; lukai? ;w; layhan? ;w; chansoo? ;w; baekhan? ;w; sukai? ;w; subaek? ;w; basically anything else besides baekyeol, hunhan, kaisoo, sulay, taoris and xiuhan because i cannot stand seeing my otp's apart

O8. Why are you a fan of EXO?

Because anyone who isn't an EXO fan will be shot in their sleep by SM's secret assassins and if they survive, not only will they be shot again, but their homes and family and friends will be burnt to death with a firethrower, thus creating enough ashes to make the desert which sehun was in for the MAMA mv. you must be a fan of exo or you will pay severe consequences.

09. Which member do you think would look great if he crossdressed?

Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Kris, Luhan, D.O and Sehun. LOLOL. i have proof that they would look good if they crossdressed.

top row: (from left) Kris, D.O

middle row: (from left) Sehun, Luhan

bottom row: (from left) Baekhyun, Chanyeol

1O. How long do you think you will be a fan of EXO?

I hope, until they disband, which is probably in seven years. tops. 

cr: shellfish