When writing a fan fiction or just in general stories...

Le numero 1/ Number 1

# When people use these ' * ' to indicate that the person is either talking or doing something. Can I kill you now? Pluh-ease!! I mean, woman you have words use those and stop putting the * to imply someone is saying something. That's why writers write 'John said'.

Le numero 2/ Number 2

# When people use different colors in the freaking text. If I see that I usually don't waste one more second on the pathetic story because I highly doubt that if the author writes good stories, he or her is amateur enough to use other colors than black. Firstly, it's difficult to read. Secondly, are you still in kindergarten or something?

"Tell your mom to stop changing lipsticks ‘cause my looks like a rainbow." 

Lol, I don't know. I just found this joke funny.

Le numero 3/ Number 3

# When for some idiotic reason someone thinks it's funny to write a whole story without starting each new sentence with a big letter. it just annoys me. like see. i hate this. so if you do that I’m not going to read whatever you wrote because you seriously should start taking lessons in how to write grammatically correct. now if you’ll excuse me. 

That's it. I just had to come out with this.