[ ] Both of your parents are from Asia - This apparently only accounts for 2%? What kind of bull is that?
[ ] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn" - this is the same ing percentage count as actually being born in Asia and having asian parents? wtf?

[] You think DDR is cool - who ing doesn't think ddr is cool?

[] You've watched lots of anime - don't ing forget manhwa and manga
[] You like Korean drama - You forgot to ing add bollywood, J-drama, T-drama and even mainland china dramas
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone

[] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race - Of course Asian parents want you to only marry within their own race because cultural differences aren't worth it sometimes when ppl put up stupid crap like this

[ ] You eat rice almost everyday - no
[ You drink lemon tea - No I don't ing drink lemon tea, I ing drink jasmine and green tea. Apparently that wasn't included though was it?

[ ] You style your hair
[] You have a bebo/myspace/Friendster/facebook/hi5 - just about everyone has a ing facebook

[] You speak languages other than English -really? and if you ing speak Spanish? Apparently you get two more percentage for that.
[] Your parents are strict

[] Your parents have high expectations of you - ing same thing as your parents are strict
[  ] You always get A's/B's on your report - i've met some really asians so i don't think this really ing counts
[ ] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting - in what, ing high school? everyone has to take chem and bio to graduate
[] You know your multiplication table - so does every ing fourth grader
[ ] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong - irish pingpong? doesn't that make you ing irish?
[] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge - there's ing several versions from different cultulres, you can't just ing say the asian version.


[  ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship - who the would want to go to an apprenticeship?

[  ] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc) - so do black, spanish adn white people? but that makes them more asian? you're ing kidding me

[] You're not the only child - how many ing children are the only child?
[] You've gotten little red envelopes around February - apparently some asian cultures don't do that so if you don't, apparently you're not asian anymore?
[] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do - yes because only a non-Asian person wouldn't be able to tell from a jap, a chinese and a korean person. 
[] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted  - yeah, that's not being asian, that's being thrifty.
[] You can solve a rubiks cube - not every ing asian knows how to do this
[] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house - so does just about every ing college student
[] You play video games

[] Every time you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home - if your parents don't, they apparently don't care about you and if you're going to be hurt or or killed
[] You have karaoke at home - OMFG! no we don't! if we're so ing thrifty, why waste money on it?!
[  ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times - only ing PC gamers

[  ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house 
[] You own a gaming console - well, if you ing play video games, of course you own a gaming console. in fact, ing own an ipod, an ipad or laptop or computer means you ing own a gaming console since they all ing play games.
[] You don't wear shoes in your house - ppl who do are ing disgusting and don't understand hygiene
[ You can use chopsticks -
[] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't

[] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[ ] You don't like football - because it's not an asian sport

[] You like Soccer - no i ing hate soccer
[x] You have a curfew - yeah even we're ing 30 right?
[] You know what ulzzang/tb means xD - tb as in ing Tuberculosis?
[ ] You know what purikura is
[] You like bubble tea - who ing doesn't?
[ ]Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[] You've played final fantasy - not the only ing video game out there, dumb
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies - how ing retarded

[] You know what is bok choy - yeah a vegetable, it's like saying if you know what an apple is, you're ing white
[  ] You've heard the song "Got rice?" 'got rice, B****, got rice, get soup, got food, got soup, got spice"..
[] You've had pockys/yan yan before
[] when you ask for your moms/dads permission she/he goes "ask your dad/mom" - totally untrue! and if it's basis for defining "ASian" then i'm apparently not Asian, despite my ing chinky eyes, black hair and Asian accent