Guys, I have some scary news for you. I think I've come down with something. It's spreading all over the world and it's finally caught me. It is... Onew Condition.

So yesterday I had select choir practice after school. When we were done I was walking over to put my music away and I ran right into the piano. I swear it just jumped in my way! But now I have a really bad bruise on my elbow and my whole arm hurts. Then today in Spanish class when it was time to go I tripped over a chair and ran into a cabinet leaving me with a giant bruise on my knee. Furthermore, I was writing a chapter for my fanfic when I saw a dot on my screen. I sat there trying every possible way to get it off. Then I just so happen to click the backspace and it disappeared. Turns out it was a "." Aigoo, and for the past few days I've been cravinggggg chicken stir fry.

I warn you, escape while you can! Onew Condition starts small and grows and grows. When I first caught it I thought nothing of it, but here I am all scraped up and bruised. It started at a young age for me:

No more than 2 years old I was sitting in the back of our van with my sister. My mom turned her back for less than three seconds. Well it was enough for an Onew Condition baby, because when she turned back around there I was on the pavement below with rocks jammed in my forehead. I still have the battle scars to this day.

It's impossible to tell what causes this condition in some children, or why it only seems to grow worse with age. Either way, with your help, we can find a cure. Please give your support. Together we can make the world a safer place.