im drunk and i figured id write a blog when im frunk and say all the im thinking and have done so far -this blog will probly be deleted later in the day

made my best friends mushrooms and cheese sauce in the microwave- dont ask why its because their difficult that werent quite satisfied with normal food

threw mashed potato at my best mate and had her answer by rubbing it in my hair- because shes a thats lucky i love her

pissed in the garden because the toilet was occupied

called an ex and told him how bad he was in bed- and to make matters worse his new gf answrd, by il deal with that later

made a tower of 9 cans- proudest moment of my life

yea and some other stuff tht i fnd more shmeful to admit then pissing in the gardn which says alot