It proves it, then. I can't cook. I can't cook a goddamn thing. I tried making pancakes today... And now look at the kitchen. IT'S A TOTAL MESS. Someone save me, when I have to live on my own. Like, I used to believe I could cook pancakes but Nooooo. I. Can't. The only solution is to marry a man who can cook. Are there many of those? Naaah... I'm screwed. Pretty much. 

I don't know if I can even handle cooking an egg anymore. They turn out... horrifying to say the least.

Are there anyone out there like me? ):

xoxo

-Dannie