Today I was at the mall, ykno' minding my own stuff

BUT THEN, this creature of the female gender looks at like I'm a fricken alien from another country in another dimension.

And like ykno' I'm ignoring her cos I know, she's just like that.

BUT NO. That ISN't enough. She has the nerve to literally BUMP into me when I'm strolling and I'm just like HELL NO.