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i have 3 friends who are in desperate need....

lf ANYONE. as long as you breathe, are alive, exist, you're a perfect fit for all 3 of them.

Foreword

they want all the big red flags. if you're a walking red flag oh you're so y /j

pls be funny like so funny it'll be a knee slapper but be aware that it will take 2-3 business days for them to respond. if they have ever ghosted you they were just being silly lol... get back here pookie!! they might ghost you again but its worth a shot!!!!

DM me with your dc tag if you're interested, and i will send it their way (dont get surprised if someone randomly adds you) 😏
also as requested could you answer this question as well, "if you were a worm, would you still want them?"

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PERSON NUMBER ONE

lf: 23+ puppy boys/girls. no hets /hj /srs (no hate against hets, live ur best life), not looking to date but we can flirt and pretend we're dating til we actually are til we actually aren't, geminis & pisces i need u so bad

basic info: 26, minus, any prns, bi, sfw af but if it matters dom, fcs hdn men (& women sometimes) but im not hdn i swear, casual gamer (sdv mc l4d2 genshin farlight valo etc), don't plot  

red flags: 
- will ghost if you're not entertaining within the first 5 minutes (i'm easily amused fr)
- bro im so y i swear i have no red flags but if being old is a red flag then yea

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PERSON NUMBER TWO

basic info:

- twenty-two. a plusie with a normal sleep schedule but i could always stay up late for you, minuses are welcome! 
- i'm busy most of the time but i can and will make time for you if you're cute. <3
- queer, i accept EVERYONE but i will always have a soft spot for cute girls idgaf.
- i mostly fc pretty girls (stayc, le sserafim, fromis_9), and the occasional Man (txt, tbz, nct). 
- i have gemini and sagittarius placements in my big 3 if you like girls who are a little insane.
- i don't really play a lot anymore but i'm always up for it if that's the kind of thing you're into (valo, genshin, hsr, stardew valley, l4d2, phasmo, ow2).
- hyperbeam dates are my love language idk. i love films! let me sneak a look at your letterboxd watchlist.
- also love to read, plz give me book recs. 

lf:
- please be , not trying to catch a case.
- Literally Anyone.
- if you're into sitcoms, romcoms, and scream movies, that's a plus.

red flags:
- sometimes i take 2-3 business days to reply, I'm Sorry. but you can always remind me if i take too long!
- emotionally constipated but maybe you can fix me.

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PERSON NUMBER THREE

looking left because i’m never treated right……

basic info

• 22 y.o ooc
• minus 5
• bi
• cancer sun & moon, gemini rising if that matters IDK
• sfw but i GUESS if it matters i’m the top alpha dom leader around here smirkysmirk (jk if you really wanna know i’m a HONKKKKK CARSH CRASH PEW PEW PEW)
• main fcs are fromis_9’s chaeyoung and jiwon, lesserafim’s yunjin, aespa’s karina and triples’ xinyu but i can anyone u want me to be smirkysmirk
• i’m pretty funny
• i like music a lot, i’m not rlly a gamer (i play some games but erm not like that) but ill hb with you!! i also like to ramble a lot fjksjfd and make cap cut edits lol…
• i love watching netflix, weird youtube videos, uhhh those tiktok series thingys, some anime blah blah blah
• pick me if u like funny delusional girls winkwonk

lf

• someone SILLY
• anyone PLEASE BMF OR OOMF IF U WANT ME PICK ME PLSPLPSLSPLSPSLOSLS

red flags

• i’ll take about 2-3 business days to answer it depends on how busy i am
• i’m a deez nuts yo mama type of joke person lol..
• i i i.. im just too perfect