Description

"sweetheart" but like rivalry. mdni, 20 and above only.

Foreword

"I taught myself how to walk on water only to find and annoy you."

okay i'll drop the crypticness. much like everyone else here, i am in the market for some friends with benefits. i'd enjoy a good mixture of casual and talk, and some occasional plotting.

i have two beige flags, one being that i am a bit long-winded at times. and the other being that my only hobbies are having existential criseses and sleeping. my head is always empty so you can pretty much info dump/brain rot to me about your current interests and i will listen happily.

now for the technical stuff.

— i'm a guy. pure switch, and homoflex. as of right now i am only open to men/enbys. i do not mind afab anatomy. when you pm me your usn, please state your intentions with my mother's son (me) by letting me know if you're a sub/dom/switch ect. we can discuss kinks in private. my range is anywhere from vanilla to taboo/hard/trauma kinks, whatever they're called.

— no commitments/non-dating as i do not have my life together and i would not be able to responsibly handle a relationship at this time. but i am looking to be soothed, and to soothe. i want to send good night and good morning messages. so if you are genuinely the kind of person that is okay with the boyfriend treatment without the actual title, we'll be great.

— replies could potentially be spotty based on how much energy i have and sometimes how long the conversation is. it has nothing to do with you, personally. i have no friends so if i take a while to reply, i am most likely just staring at the ceiling wondering where it all went wrong—joking. a little bit.

that should be it. i am on discord only, pm me with your username.