yo thanks for calling konoha help me hotline. Whats your name and problem

my...my name is T-T-T Tamoyo.


....ok and ur problem is?


WHY DID HIROSHI BREAK UP WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I WAS THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND I COOKED LUNCHES FOR HIM EVERYDAY,I ALWAYS CALLED HIM, I WALKED WITH HIM TO ALL HIS CLASSES, I TOOK CARE OF HIM WHEN HE WAS SICK, I MADE HIM A SWEATER, I DIDNT CHEAT, MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE I DIDNT CLEAN HIS ROOM FOR HIM OR THAT I DIDNT LIKE HIS FRIENDS I MEAN...

ok ok calm done take a deep breathe...


*takes deep breathe* WHAT CAN I DO TO GET HIM BACK

i think my ear drums died....ummm...ok....ummm........i think sakura would be better at answering this


yes of course i am an expert when it comes to love

cough...cough....


anyways obliviously this Hiroshi guy is a loser to leave you when you were being the perfect girlfriend. i dont think u should even bother with him. he's probably ugly anyways cause the only guy worth getting is.....*blush* *looks at sasuke* is one who is cool, calm and collected and strong *blushes more* *stares at sasuke more*

(why is this idiot staring at me.....do i have something on my face)

You should get a dog.

but Kiba how can you express ur youth romance with a dog. YOU NEED TO BE WITH A PERSON YOUR HEART DESIRES AND ARE MADLY MADLY IN LOVE WITH *looks at sakura and blushes*

(why is lee staring at me is he trying to kill me with the goo goo face of his..........i rather have my sasuke look at me)

NO love is like with a man and his dog

GRRRRRRRRRR HAAAAAODPHhOHHHHHHAD GRRRRRRRRRRR WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT NO LOVE MATCHES MINE AND SASUKE

...............(ok she scares me i think i need to get a law suit against her before she ties me up and locks me in her closet)

( what does sasuke got taht i dont)


*interupts conversation*ummm........did u try asking why Hiroshi broke up with u?



(for some reason Kiba's pic wont show up here....maybe akamaru is saying this lol)
Its probably because she's a lunatic

where's my cookies?????????

Gaara you just randomly come in the coversation when we are trying to help poor (i forgot her name......*make up name*) Tobin

i dont care i want my cookies

i want some cookies too

sasuke you dont even like sweets

who said i was gonna eat them????????

what else would u do with cookies

( i was hoping i could use to them to get gaara to kill sakura) ur stupid

WHAT I AM NOT STUPID U JERK

you guys we are supose to help Mami right??

threaten to kill him if he leaves u........now wheres my cookies!!!


OMG thanks gaara i shall bye everyone

GAARA LOOK WHAT U DID

she was already crazy now u made it worst reddy

Reddy???

who cares love is stupid anyways

NO ITS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD ^ ^ OHHHHHHH GAI-SENSEI

......

*goes to hug sasuke*

*replaces himself with Lee*

SAKURA I FEEL THE SAME WAY *hugs*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!