Valentine---->Love or Hate?

I somewhat hate and love Valentine's Day. Why? The couples on the streets showing their PDA, the atmosphere of love in the air and most importantly, the delicious chocolates!!!! So I created a new word: I LO-TE Valentine. (LO-TE = LOve + haTE)

Ahhhh...How I love the taste of that sweet, creamy substance swirling around my tongue which brings about a sense of happiness to my mind and soon, a U-shaped curve can be seen on my face. But!!! Not receiving any chocolates on that day really ...Why? It makes you feel so isolated especially when you have to enter a store alone and purchase a chocolate bar and consume it in front of couples walking all around you. If I could scream at that time; it would be something like this, "Help me and let me have some chocolates in Peace!!!"

"Forever alone", that has been my liner for like 21 years? (Substract...forget it) I need someone to love me so that I can extort or take advantage of...Wahahaha...So my expectations are very simple: Looking for a lover who is rich, gullible, sensitive, caring and loving (to me only)...the last trait is very important....so is the first trait. When I do found that person, imagine what I'll do...Wahahahaha...

Anyway, I wish everyone a very Happy Valentine's Day and may you find passion/love/your one true destiny on this very special occasion...If not then you can join me and be forever alone...Hahaha...

Happy Valentine!!!!

Thanks Jean for the wonderful poster created about love:

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JustEvo-Stery
#1
Really?!!!
Sounds like your dreams came true already......Hmmmm...
kolmilyo #2
everybody is entitled to dream.
ke, ke, ke, .. . . .
i really don't know but as for me, i always stick to my gut feeling.when it happens, it somewhat would.
JustEvo-Stery
#3
No...I still want a lover that is rich (as in filthy rich - those kind where you can throw money at people...hahahaha...), gullible, sensitive (to how I feel and act), caring (at least remember my birthday and occasionally spend time together)...
Am I demanding too much???
kolmilyo #4
"rich, gullible, sensitive, caring and loving"

let's dissect this traits you are looking for.

Loving = for obvious reason, non-negotiable
Caring = in what manner?
Sensitive = to a point of?
Rich = so all ages below 30 is not legible since i only know of mark zuckerberg as the only under 30 who is rich enough.

now have you got a change of mind?