"B!tch."

"Funny, you called me a b!tch?"

"Uh, yeah, b!tch."

"Well a is a dog, a dog barks, bark is part of a tree, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So you just said I'm beautiful, thanks."

"Nature contains poison ivy, poison ivy gives people rashes, and rashes are disgusting. So I just said you were disgusting, your welcome"