Did ya miss me?

Well, you saw the title, didn't you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

So I bet you're probably wondering, "now what?".

 

 

WELL, HERE'S WHA---

*ahem*

Sorry, had something in my throat there.

 

*secretly facepalms when the realization of how that sounded hits*

You know what I meant.

 

 

Anyways, what I meant was hi. How are you? Ya eating heathy? Gettin' dem fruits and veggies in ya system? If so, good. If not, get 'em. Das all I gots to say on that. You kids go on, now. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!! Did you really think you were coming outta this alive? Nah, you gon suffer my cheesy jokes now.

Un-unless, you click off, I can't really do anything then.

But, just give 'em a chance you know? They may surprise you.

 

 

 

Okay, here's the first one:

Why did the picture go to jail?

 

 

Don't you press that back button! Stay with me here.

Okay, the answer, is..,...because it was framed. 

 

Alright, on to the next one.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?"
 

Get your head out of the search bar, you! C'mon, man.

 

Didn't get it? Didn't LOOK???

 

Okay, it's because he was out-standing in his field.

 

Okay, okay, one more.

What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?

I'll give you time to think of clever word plays and stuff...

5

 

 

 

 

 

4

 

 

 

 

3

 

 

 

2

 

 

 

1

 

 

Okay, times up! If you LOOKED, you LOSE! What you lost isn't very important, though. 

 

 

 

(Because you didn't lose anything at all, really...)

 

*AHEM* 

Anyways, the answer is: "You're too young to smoke!"

 

 

 

Okay, you're free. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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