How to beg.

1.) Think of all of the person's weaknesses that your begging.

2.) Somehow use that weakness AGAINST that person while your begging.

3.) Prepare a fluent act or begging to that person.

4.) Practice that act until it's perfect.

5.) If all else fails, start at step one, and skip to step six.

6.) Go to step seven.

7.) This is the all else fails step. In this step, you'll have to....

well....

BASICALLY ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IS TO CRY AND PLEAD AND BEG FOR YOUR LIFE.

8.) If THAT fails, then... well.... either you accept the fact you're screwed, OR go to step ten.....

9.) Go to the next step.

10.) 'Get rid' of the person permanently and pretend nothing ever happened.