aka me reinforcing numerous reasons why i have only 2 friends

01.  i love literature 

02. my favourite author rn is Haruki Murakami

03. i have an unhealthy obsession with Pepe (but like not the part where he's used as a hate symbol and stuff)

04. i actually kind of write poetry but it might as well be called hoetry bc i & swallow at it

05. i have one sibling (a brother- a result of my parents attempting a second time to do something right)

06. i sat on my baby brother when he was little because he looked fluffy (idk why my parents would trust me w/ myself even smh)

07. i pissed my pants in 3rd grade (i was too shy to ask the teacher if i could use the restroom riP)

08. i'm lowkey scared of animals 

09. i have like 2 people in my life that i consider actual friends irl and i love them to death

08. i love my brother a lot altho he's a fleeb at times

10. and yes i invented terminologies that include but are not limited to words like fleeb

11. i don't believe in hatred towards people i have barely meet in person but i hatE jake paul with a burning passion

12. i'm a supporter of VHEMT (look it up fams and educate yourselves)

13. i hate maths

14. i hate science

15. i hate geography

16. i hate history

17. i hate economics

18. basically i hate studies

19. my favourite subject is lunch

20. i can mirror-write like my homie DaVinci

21. i hate riverdale, the show because archie comics was my entire  c h i l d h o o d and they actually paired miss grundy w/ archie???? like whY

22. i am also highly triggered by the fact that they took away jughead's crown and replaced it with a beanie but cole sprouse can be my cole sPOUSE anyday

23. i am both scarred and fascinated by the book Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov

24. and oh yeah i'm 15

25. i have so many years left to live ugh

26. i have weird asf dreams like this once i dreamt that some mean gangster people were taking over my school and i saved all the kids in my class by hiding them in the girls' washroom because obviously gangsters have courtesy and will not break washroom doors open

27. my favourite number is 6

28. my mom was born on the 4th of august, my dad on the 7th of august, i on the 24th of august and my brother on the 29th of august and my parents' anniversary is on the 30th of august (lol in simpler terms we grow fatter each august)

29. i have synesthesia (and no it isn't some kind of weird incurable disease, it's a mental condition and i happen to have the milder version of it)

basically there are several forms of synesthesia and how drastic it is usually depends on the type - i have Ordinal Linguistic Personification which means i give gender to my letters, words, numbers and shapes. i also have Time - Space Synesthesia which means i envision days of the week, weeks of the month, and months of the year as a place i can visit in my mind. if you want to know more about synesthesia and would like to know if you have it yourself click here.

30. i'm actually quite dumb and i did genuinely confuse namjoon and napoleon while i was doing this assignment thing and i had to scratch the whole thing out and rewrite it rip (i'm sorry things had to be this way em)

31. i also thought was a fancy popcorn brand when i was younger and i distinctly remember googling it once to see what kind of flavours there were

32. i can't cook to save my life and my biggest culinary achievement thus far has been boiling water

33. i would die for basically anyone but i would live for a limited number of people which includes my parents, my baby brother and my two stoner friends

34. i have folder called "hot, single, in ur area" which is basically a compilation of photos of my friends being first class meme material

35. i have a considerable collection of rare Pepes sourced from google images

36. i think about my future an unhealthy amount but don't actually do anything to work towards it

37. my brother is a brick of absolute sweetness and i love him??? (OK storytime so like eons ago i got this pack of alphabet stickers that i needed for a dumb project and my brother lowkey stole the letters "q" and "t" and stuck them in his wardrobe to spell out 'qt' and then pointed towards it excitedly and told me he did it because he's a cutie)

38. i love mangoes and watermelons and oranges

39. i hate pomegranates because too much effort

40. iboh is not my real name (suRPRISE) but my actual name roughly translates to "possesor of friends" 

yeah my parents like to think they're funny

41.  i believe in reincarnation and past lives and my mom lowkey believes that i'm my grandfather (her father) reincarnated fReAKy rIghT

42. i like coffee a lot

43. i loVE THE SMELL OF BOOKS?? 

44. i'm an INTP according to that briggs-myers personality test thing

45. fried chicken is my bae although she s my digestive system over (the ones that love you hurt you the most you hear me)

46. i'm the kind of person who'd accidentally squirt myself in the eye w/ an orange peel when trying to squirt my friends in the eye w/ an orange peel

47. 10% of my knowledge about is from school and 90% of it is from kpop fanfiction 

48. my love life is like seokjin's screentime in the spring day mv. nonexistent 

49. Enid Blyton was 75% of my childhood

50. the other 25% was loneliness and waiting for Nick Jr. to magically transform into Teen Nick

+BONUS: mY USERNAME IS NOT A STRING OF WEIRD NUMBERS AND THEN JUST CREAM AT THE END I REPEAT A LOT OF THOUGHT WENT INTO CREATING THIS USERNAME. IT'S A REFERENCE TO YANKIE'S LEGENDARY LINES IN TONY MONTANA BY AGUST D. 

brb punching a pillow

i'm such a sad organism lmfao