URGENT HELP NEEDED

Hey guys! So I am working on something and I need some help. Does anyone have any funny stories about dating? Like date-fails and the likes. If you do tell me please understand that they will be probably used commercially (and the book won't be under my name) so only share share stuff you are happy sharing

The funnier the better! I don't know how I can ever repay you for this but trust me I will (blog may be deleted when it gets x comments so I don't get in trouble but yeah.. I just need hilarious and random stories I can write into the piece *.*

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JuliOnyx #1 Feb 22, 2017 04:00:28

OK someone ask me out... He was hot and my crush... Turns out he conned me. He asked me to dinner not because he likes me back he was offering me to buy some beauty products he's selling. And I paid for dinner... God now that's funny!

Harbimy #2 Feb 21, 2017 17:13:23

On my first date with my ex it was like something out of a book fails and all lol
He took me to one of the parks in our town. And he blindfolded me and led me to pavilion that he had 50 tea candles lit up all around and had learned how to do some dances and we danced. Then we went to a picnic lunch he had planned in one of the fields and it was great we shared our first kiss laughed talked i thought i had felt something on my leg and it was an ant but we didn't have a lot of light for me to see it clearly well turns out the blanket was on a red ant nest.... We had any bites all over us lol .... We also got chiggers walking in the forest one day.... Man That one

twosuns #3 Feb 21, 2017 12:42:37

Do ty dates count?
So my group of friends went out on a movie date and this girl and her boyfriend were also with us. The boyfriend dumped her when the rest of us were buying our drinks and popcorn etc and when we went back to where they were, he was nowhere to be found and our friend was bawling her eyes out. Turns out the boyfriend had been planning to break up with her for ages but didn't have the courage and so he finally did it when all of her friends were around. Needless to say, we all had to leave and yeah we wasted $17.50 on a freaking movie ticket and also $5 on popcorn.