TH: Yoongi-hyung, watcha doin'?

YG: Writing.

TH: Writing what?

YG: in' pick-up lines.

TH: Say what???

YG: Are you seriously making me repeat what I just said?

TH: Lemme rephrase that. FOR what???

YG: For the pilot episode of a ty dating show airing on Valentines Day.

TH: You actually agreed to that???

YG: Hell, no!!! I flat-out rejected Manager-hyung!!!

TH: But...?

YG: Aish! Unfortunately, I was the only one available that day. 

TH: And...?

YG: My poor Kumamon is being held hostage!!!

TH: Thought so. Exactly what I would do if I were in his shoes.

YG: Just shut up, Tae!

TH: Anyway, do you want me to help with that, hyung?

YG: No, thanks. I'm almost done. Just need to choose from these five amazing bulls I came up with.

TH: Wow! Lemme see! *grabs the paper without permission and started reading*

1. Are your parents retarded? 'Cuz you sure are special.

2. On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9. 'Cuz I'm the 1 you need.

3. I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.

4. You are everything I never knew I always wanted.

5. You look like trash, may I take you out?

TH: *returns the paper and started running out of the room screaming and crying like a retard* EVERYONE!!! MIN SUGA IS GOING TO BE HATED BY ALL THE WOMEN IN THE WORLD!!! HE NEEDS SALVATION!!! 

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TH: We are gathered here to prevent our precious and innocent Yoongi-hyung from self-destructing.

YG: Stop acting like I just dropped a nuclear bomb on your face, Taehyung!

TH: Am not. Just saying the truth.

JM: TaeTae is RIGHT, hyung. You REALLY need to CONSIDER thinking of BETTER lines to PREVENT unwanted MISUNDERSTANDINGS.

YG: Yah, Jimin-ah! Stop putting emphasis on your words! It's pissing me off! As if you guys can do any better!

HS: Try us!

YG: You're on, Jung Hoseok!

TH: Why don't we do this? Yoongi-hyung will take the role of the girl and each member will walk up to him trying to win him over with their favorite pick-up line in a futile attempt to melt his frozen heart~ Sounds fun, right?

YG: Sounds sooooo damn stupid but, whatever! Show me what you got, international playboys.

JK: *feeling itchy all over*

SJ: *already cringing in pre-humiliation*

JM: *face-palming*

NJ: *feeling quite confident*

HS: *willing victim*

TH: *satisfied sly bish*

YG: Who's first???

NJ: Me!

YG: Fire away!

NJ: I feel like a library card, since I've been totally checking you out.

YG: Did you notice that I'm like a best seller book? Currently unavailable. NEXT!!!

SJ: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

YG: Go ahead. I need to practice hitting a moving target. NEXT!!!

HS: I hope you know CPR, 'cuz you take my breath away.

YG: I don't. But I know karate and I can rip your lungs out. NEXT!!!

JM: Feel my shirt. That's boyfriend material!

YG: It looks a little too clingy and hard to maintain. NEXT!!!

JK: Are you a magician? -

YG: Yeah. Let's make you disappear.

JK: I wasn't even finished yet!!!

YG: You're a fetus!!! NEXT!!!

TH: I guess it's all up to me now, huh. Ehem. If I said you had a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?

YG: If I said I wanted to check out your , would you turn around so I could kick it a thousand times?

OT6: *utterly defeated*

YG: SEE? A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME! I'M OUTTA HERE! *walks out of the room with all his sweeeg*

JM: It wouldn't be our fault, right?

HS: Yeah, we did our best.

NJ: And god will do the rest.

SJ & JK: Amen.

TH: Let's do this again some other time!!!

OT5: NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!!!

In the end, Min Yoongi used pick-up line #5, made a girl cry, was forever banned on the show, was forced to pay his manager the ransom money of 1 million won in exchange for his beloved Kumamon's life, and was undoubtedly scarred for the rest of his bitter life.

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A/N: Yeah it's cringy as hell. Lol! I don't own the pick-up lines. Just saw them on Google. Credits to the rightful owners. Comments will be much appreciated~ Thank you!