TH: Hobie-hyung~! Do you know how to fix a broken laptop???

HS: Oh , Tae! Who's the owner this time??? I swear to god-

TH: Shiz, calm down! Not yours. Anyway, let's not talk about such minor detail.

HS: , Kim Taehyung! Don't tell me it's- the hell!!! Instead of finding a way to fix it, shouldn't you be disappearing to some distant uninhabited galaxy right now??? Or searching for a black hole to swallow you whole??? We don't have any means of saving you!!! You're a goner!!!

TH: Stop exaggerating, hyung!

HS: Say that again if you can manage to live another day! I'm outta here!

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TH: My beautiful Jinnie-hyung~! Do you know how to fix a broken laptop?

SJ: Who's the owner?

TH: Uhmmm...

SJ: Sigh. What do you want to eat? I'll cook anything in honor of your last supper.

TH: Let's just order pizza and chicken.

SJ: Got it! I'll also call an ambulance just in case you manage to survive.

TH: Thanks, hyung! Much appreciated!

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TH: Jungkookie~! Do you know how to fix a broken laptop?

JK: Is it mine?

TH: Nope.

JK: Then you have two options. Either you make the owner forget he has a laptop or you make yourself forget that you broke the laptop. Take your pick.

TH: Interesting~ So it's faster to make either him or me forget about it, right?

JK: Yep.

TH: How to do that?

JK: Google it yourself, hyung! And oh, if my advice won't work, consider living under a rock. See yah!

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TH: Namjoon-hyung~! Do you know how to fix a broken laptop?

NJ: Are you seriously asking me this?

TH: Oh, I forgot! It should be something like 'how to break' instead of 'how to fix'. Sorry hyung, that's rude of me.

NJ: No prob. As long as you understand.

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TH: Jiminnie~!!! You're my last hope!!! I am seriously dying here!!!

JM: What happened???

TH: Do you know how to fix a broken laptop?

JM: And here I thought you finally cracked your head open after doing back flips while going down the stairs.

TH: Of course not!!! But probably later if I manage to get through this foresaken day so just help me, please!

JM: I'll just pretend I didn't hear you saying you'll be doing what I 'jokingly' thought you did just now. Anyway, if it's just some minor damage, I have a friend who can probably fix it.

TH: Minor? Is this considered minor?

*shows shattered pieces of that used to be a gadget you call a laptop* (I can't even describe it!)

JM: HOW IN THE WORLD DID THIS HAPPENED???

TH: W-well you see-

JM: Stop right there!!! I don't need to know!!! Or more like, I don't wanna!!! It'll give me nightmares!!! This is the first time I've ever felt so sorry for a non-living thing in my entire life!!!

TH: Oh c'mon! So, can your friend fix it???

JM: You're hopeless!!! Just buy a new one and start apologizing to all the innocent laptop that ever existed on earth!!! Aish!!! And tell- wait- who's the owner of this pitiful thing by the way???

TH: Y-Yoongi-hyung...

JM: *walks out of the room*

TH: Yah! Where are you going???

JM: Church. To pray for your soul.

TH: O_____O!!!!!!!

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A/N: I know it's kinda corny but I hope you guys enjoyed it~ Comments will be much appreciated~ Thank you! You can also make requests, i wouldn't mind. As long as it's within my capabilities and not beyond my sense of humor. LOL!!!