Congratulations to B-bomb for winning last time!

His replacement is the adorable, smol and badass Feeldog! May the odds be with you, Feeldog...

Here he is derping in full grace

District 5 is one of the weirdest ones we had yet

P-goon is with Donald Trump... should I cheer for  District 7 or not, that's the question

Also, the new replacement for Satan Senpai is my friend Tessa! The Belgian Toppklass crew got a bit bigger yayy! Hold on I'm totally cheering for my own district with Yonghyun and Gunwoo in it lol, Also I upgraded Selina's name to Selina Gomez cause why not

can a sloth even run

hongki you can't do that to a lady, bad boy

tessa is off to a good start

same with feeldog!

this time kelly isn't last, probably

dashi run run run...

At least Hui got something

Ahahaha Yeontae and N what a battle

Matt why are you fighting a ...

JACKSON MOTHERING WANG!!!!

Go Gunwoo go

OOooooohh Yano got a beautiful lady. She's married, Yano.

Oh god Solbin is becoming part of the 'you ' crew

B-joo probably wants Messyourself to cook for him. /whispers/ that's not a good idea

Jung Soojung is going insane

Wait... if it fails then why do they die like it only fails when they stay alive, isn't it??

Oh yeah Kelly is doing well

Feeldog sleeps with his debut lol

You go, my boys

Oh poor kitty...

It did not fail I'm telling you guys

Uhm... WHAT IS THIS??? MY FOUR BIASES LITERALLY COMMIT SUICIDE TOGETHER??? The simulator knows... Poor Yonghyun, still a part of the 'you ' crew

Donna, the president and Jackson Wang... Weird

Okay that I team up with one of my faves Yeontae and the amazing N is okay, that I kill Sehun is ok (tired of seeing his face everywhere tbh lol), but DONALD TRUMP??? i'm ashamed of myself.

Satan is being dumb again wtf satan

Yay for Kelly!!

Nakta please

Yano why did you spare the sloth's life

Ahahaha Yukwon is scared of a fluffball

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO NAKTA

Omg Lauren I feel sorry for you... And for Brandon too

I honestly thought Kelly died earlier?

That team is literally Donna's biases and Jackson. Shoutout to Tessa doing well on her debut though, most of the time the debutees apply for a spot in the 'you ' crew

Thank you, simulator, for killing my biases all at once

Bye, exo

awww Lauren D:

Junhoe is doing something legit at least

Seems like Yeontae and N are still together

Tey's such a nice man. Stan talent stan MR.MR

HANSOL GOD DAMMIT

Out of all the people... Wang Jackson??

I bet that would sound adorable

Tessa is all of us rn

Out of all the people... JACKSON WANG AGAIN

I told you, Tey is a really nice man, and he can cook, and he's y af, and he's dorky and cheerful and laughs loudly, HE'S THE PERFECT MAN

Oh Matt you can never ger lucky, can you

Judging by her face, they were... rotten?

Well there goes half of team belgian Toppklass

Well bye

Jesus is going to sleep guys, what awesome news

Yas Gunwoo

Nooo not the president!!! Wendy how dare you! Also N you're with Trump again, how dare you too!!

Jackson y u so mean

The moment Jesus is killed by a sloth... Also Wendy is really targeting the presidents wow

Now that is 100% B-joo

TEY I THOUGHT U WERE A NICE GUY

Gunwoo is scared by Yeontae lmao I'm laughing my off rn

At least this man is smart

Goodbye to all dem boys

/whispers/ Blue he's too old for ya... Oh my god that suicide pact! I bet Tey felt bad after Markimoo forced him to kill Hansol e u e

nooooo Tessaaaaa D: you got far, my dear

Team Y

Donna just what the hell

Oh Yukwon that is creepy af, doing your name all the justice

Those three boys and one old man (Minwoo) are really annoying me like whyyyyy

I'm surprised N is still alive

The other suicide pact was... worse?

The debutee did well

Well now that's stupid, old men

Seems legit, Trump

Glad to see these participants safe and sound

DONNA WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU KILLED YOUR FRIEND

So many smartasses

Now this is hilarious

Battle of the long names lmao

Why not kill him, Hobi?

Cries Minwoo and Yeontae ;;;;

Poor Blue starved...

How could Bambam ever win from Yano?

Oh right she's still here too

Who is even sponsoring Trump

Now that was a close call, wasn't it, Bambam?

RIP, come on Bjoo you can do it

And finally Hakyeon goes down

Oh man Wendy is cruel

Team Topp Dogg, ELIMINATED

Bambam is forever alone really

Why even, Wendy. Funny how I'm not asking Gunwoo why at all

oooohh hello arena event, my old friend... You're a bit late

Donna nooooo

Why not kill him Gunwoo

Now THIS IS STUPID! Well at least Trump didn't win

Congratulations, Gunwoo!!! I'm happy because he was one of my favourite derps of all like just look at his face! I'll miss him in the next seasons

Wow this season was brutal

I totally thought Tessa ranked higher tbh

33rd place, why, me, why

Ahh the painful memory of the biases suicide pact

Yass my district won though

 

Season four will be up soon, with a new person to replace the winners Gunwoo and his beautiful phone. Also, I decided to replace another person too... DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNN!!!