Trying to write a fic and you're just sitting there like

"I literally have nothing better to do with my life."
"What the actual am I doing?" 
"Why am I doing this?"
"I'm seriously going to a dark place when I die."
"Is this even legal?"
"Could I get aressted for writing about a 12 year old." ( not really a 12 year old, but someone that is young and keeps their childish and lively side. )
"What do I do if my friends find this?"
"I need to get laid godamnit."
"I need jesus"
"/truetears/ this will definitely make it onto the "New York's #1 book seller"!"
"I should be doing homework right now."
"I could literally be sleeping right now."

That's just my thought proccess whenever I come to it and continue writing.

Lets play a game and guess who the main character is. I'll tell you that the other person is an "original character", and by "original" I mean, theydon'tevenhaveanamethey'rejustaco-maincharacter.

Extra bonus hint, they're a ing bias list murderer.