I like doing these tag things because they are mindless without being repetitive and monotonous (like my job that I’m procrastinating from but it’s fine cuz I’m almost done anyway YANNO).  Also for some reason typing is super relaxing to me so

Uhhhhhh I’m tagging anyone who wants to do this tbh.

1. Let’s start with a tricky one: what is the real reason you are confused right now?  I dunno about that confused crap, but why cain’t BC powder taste a lil better den wretched and rank?  It taste like straight up alkali and salicylic acid hhhhhhhhhhhh

2. Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?  Sometimes my mom sends me emails with “good morning” in the subject line with pictures of blueberry ponies from MLP attached.  Then the body is incredibly detailed instructions on what she would like me to do for the day l o l ˃ʍ˂

3. If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?  Ye.  

4. Do you find it easy to trust others?  I usually make a point to give them the benefit of the doubt unless I have evidence screaming don’t or strong discerning vibes against them or whatever.  But like in general I’m pretty cynical ngl.

5. What were you doing at 11PM last night?  Watching The Office or The X-Files.

6. You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?  No one.

7. What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?  I’d be really effin’ angry and upset and sad and betrayed.  But I wouldn’t be one of those women who only get salty at the person my boo thang cheated on me with cuz that just stupid.  Idk if I would confront him or just leave him without a word tho tbh; it depends on the guy and the situation.  All I know is that I’d be done, and when I’m done I’m done (I’m really laidback tbh but I’m also pretty assertive and I don’t play games lol).  I don’t even need to be vindictive.  But boo thang might want to get a new identity or sumn cuz my brother might literally kill him.  He got Jesus now so maybe not, but I still wouldn’t mess with ole JD lol

8. Are you close with your dad?  I’m close with both my parents.  I go to Daddy with romantic things, though.  He’s good with that crap.

9. I bet you kissed someone last night, right?  Nahhhh.  I went to sleep because migraine.  Then when I got up everyone else was in bed.

10. What are you listening to?  “Death” by Made in Heights and the space heater.

11. You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life—what is it?  Practically speaking, water.  Hedonistically/idealistically speaking, coffee.

12. Do you like hickeys?  Indifferent, I guess.  I have no reference point.

13. What time do you go to bed?  Anywhere from 1am to 6am usually.  I’m crepuscular.

14. Is there someone who continuously lets you down?  Nahh.  The guy I like is frustrating as frick but I can’t be mad, just objective.

15. Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?  I only text with one hand because long fingers so I actually text faster that way than with both, so.

16. Do you always answer your texts?  No.  I try to, but I do this thing where I mentally reply and think I actually did respond.

17. Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?  When he’s being extra I literally want to do violent things to him but nawwww.

18. When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?  Messaged Alicja about two hours ago but she couldn’t respond because she slept late and was in a rush to get to school.  Then Whaley messaged me while I was filling this out lol

19. Is there someone who makes you happy every time you see them?  Yeaaaahhhhhhh.  It’s gross.

20. What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?  Imma kill dese people.

21. Is anyone else in the room with you?  No.

22. Do you believe what goes around comes around?  Yeah, man.

23. Were you happier four months ago than you are now?  Nah.  ‘Bout the same.

24. Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?  Yes and no?  I hate misunderstandings and want things to be as clear as possible from my end, whether good or bad, but that doesn’t sit well with some people and sometimes there’s just no practical reason to do that when nothing is necessarily wrong.  You gotta be chill with stuff.

25. In the past week, have you cried?  Tonight after I got up from my nap I had to get something to eat and I wanted grilled ham and cheese sandwiches but I couldn’t find the ham anywhere and I had the WORST migraine I’ve had in a really long time, and I kinda felt like passing out and then I had a little panic attack in the kitchen from the sensory assault.  And I cried a little.  But then I decided that was illogical so I made myself stop and then I made regular grilled cheeses and was okay.

26. What color is the shirt you are wearing?  Gray, which is one of my favorite colors.  It’s so calming.  Plus it looks nice on me so yanno.

27. Do people ever call you by your last name?  Nahh.  Last name ain’t interesting.

28. Is anyone ignoring you right now?  I thought Whaley was but he just messaged me and he’s just drunk again lol

29. Do you have a best friend?  Yeah.

30. Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?  No lol

31. Who was your last call/text message from?  Call was from Mama, text was from my uncle.

32. Are you mad at anyone?  Nope.

33. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?  Yep.  Like familial kisses lol.

34. How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?  54.

35. How many more days until your birthday?  100+.  It’s like seven months away.

36. Do you have any summer plans yet?  I don’t have plans for anything ever.  Improvisation and last-minute all the way.  

37. Do you have any good friends of the opposite ? YES.

38. Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?  No.

39. Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?  Ye.

40. Have you ever regretted kissing someone?  Negatory, ghostrider.

41. Do you think age matters in a relationship?  Not if you’re older than sixteen and are the same age mentally.

42. Are you available?  Yessah.

43. How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?  One.

44. If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?  Septum or just a regular nose piercing probably.

45. Do you believe exes can be friends?  Yeah, if they can be chill.

46. Do you regret anything?  Yes.

47. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?  Nothing in particular.  

48. Did you ever lose a best friend?  Yeah.

49. Was your last kiss a mistake?  Naw.

50. Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?  I’ve done enough tbh.  He’s aware that I am three-fourths to totally in love with him and knows exactly where I stand; I’m not gonna chase him.  If a guy likes you enough, he’ll do something about it.  If he doesn’t, he’s just not that into you.  It’s too easy to get into something with somebody who doesn’t dig you enough to put in the effort, and you being forced to do all the pursuing is a premature example of that.  I know that seems like I’m just entertaining traditional gender paradigms and the binary archetype, but seriously—I’ve seen it regardless of personality type, etc.  My bff has the most debilitating anxiety and depression I’ve ever seen, and even he’s tried to step out on a limb for the girl he likes.  So yeah.

51. Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?  Yeah, man.

52. Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?  Yeah, man.

53. What was the last thing you ate?  GRILLED CHEESE

54. Did you get any compliments today?  A lot, actually.  I updated my profile picture on facebook lol

55. Where are you going on your next vacation?  Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge/the Smokies.

56. Do you own anything from other countries?  Ye.  Last haul was sent to me from my friend’s latest trip to China ayyyyyyy.

57. Are most of your friends guys or girls?  Used to be guys but now it’s girls.  Makes me kinda sad tbh.  I MISS TALKING TO DUDES ALL THE TIME.

58. Where have you lived most of your life?  Gulf Coast, AL.

59. When was the last time you took a long drive?  Everywhere we drive is a long drive by most people’s standards.  I live in the deeeeeeep Deep South so yeah lol.  But yeah, man, the last one we took for pleasure was when my mom and I drove around to see what we could see, and we found this gorgeous prototypical Southern house that was adjacent to a cottonfield.  Here’s a pic:

60. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?  Nerp.

61. Have you ever TPd someone’s house?  No and I don’t wanna.

62. Who do you text the most?  My seester.

63. What was the last movie you saw?  Do documentaries count?  Lol I watched one on illegal backyard boxing.

64. What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?  Don’t have one.

65. How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?  Man I was literally too busy trying not to die.

66. Is the last person you kissed younger than you?  Nope.

67. Do you curse around your parents?  I don’t curse at all.  Except on accident.  Then I pray lol.

68. Are you happy with where you live?  In general, yes.  Specifically, no.

69. Picture of yourself?  I actually looked really hot today so here’s a selfie:

70. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?  Monogamous.  I can barely deal with one person lol

71. Have you ever been dumped?  No.

72. What do you like most about making out?  Lip-biting????

73. Have you ever casually made out with someone you weren’t seriously involved with?  No.

74. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?  Idk, I feel like I’d be the one to initiate it once that ice has broken.

75. What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?  Uhhhhh...this is hard...no pun intended...well, I like a lot.  And shoulders and hands and necks.  And eyes.  And lipsssssss.  And if he got nice facial hair………………….. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

76. Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?  JD.

77. Had with someone you knew less than hour?  Lol no.

78. Had with someone you didn’t know their name?  Lol no.

79. What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?  My crush saying he missed me.  Wtf.

80. Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?  I’d be scared the kid and I would get attached and I’d start thinking of the kid as if s/he’s my kid and I’m his/her mom and then things wouldn’t work out with the daddy.  But it wouldn’t be a dealbreaker, no.

81. Has someone who has a crush on you ever confessed to you?  Not in so many words.

82. Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?  Kinda, yeah.  I don’t give a crap lol.  It’s not shameful to like somebody, and it’s not shameful for people to know you like somebody.  If people can date and get married and not be embarrassed about it, I shouldn’t be either yanno.  That being said, I also don’t advertise it when I like somebody.  Mostly in respect of the guy I like.  But he’s grown, he can deal lol.

83. Do you miss your last sweetie?  Nope.

84. Last time you slow danced with someone?  A few nights ago with Daddy.  I love slow dancing but it’s hard not to lead.  It’s equally hard to lead with someone who’s also leading lol.

85. Have you ever “dated” someone you’ve never met?  LOL ye.

86. How can I win your heart?  This question requires thought.  Idk.  I tend to like guys who are more feelers than thinkers—I’m a thinker—but I also really need for them to be capable of deep thought and to take part in deep discussions.  I also like confidence and self-assurance.  It is extremely hard to be with someone who’s intimidated by you, especially with your intelligence.  I don’t need someone who’s aureate or erudite; there are many types of smart.  For me, it’s like...as long as you’re intelligent and not intimidated by me, you know.  Tbh I think I am a potato and I am just here most of the time, but objectively speaking I am also incredibly brilliant (despite having nothing to show for it l o l) and it’s super difficult for my self-confidence to be perturbed by others’ opinions and stuff, so.  I get it, I guess.  But really I am a potato.  Anyway I also love guys with a dry, witty sense of humor.  That’s my ish.

87. What is your astrological sign?  Virgo bb.

88. What were you doing last night at 12 AM?  Watching The X-Files.

89. Do you cook?  Yaaaaaaaaaaas and I’m a good baker too tbh.

90. Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?  Yes.

91. If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?  I have lately.  I want a boyfriend super bad lol.  

92. Do you prefer to date various people or so you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?  Whatever happens happens ig.

93. What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?  Idk.  I like what I like.  Plus if you’re really into the person, what you think you find attractive doesn’t matter so much anymore as long as you’re attracted to them.  So.

94. Name four things that you wish you had.  Some shin ramyun, a coke, and idk I’m p content rn.

95. Are you a player?  Nooooo.  I’m too old to play those games.  Been too old since the sixth grade, too, Jack.

96. Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?  Yes.  Familial.

97. Are you a tease?  Like?  As in flirty?  I have been accused of that before but honestly idk how to flirt at all.  I’m just really easygoing and guys tend to like me as a person.  At least they used to lol.

98. Ever meet anyone you met on AFF?  No.

99. Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?  It could be deeper if given the chance but I love them.

100. Anybody on AFF that you’d go on a date with?  Alicja.

101. Hugs or kisses?  Kisses are nice, I like them.

102. Are you too shy to ask someone out?  No.

103. The first thing you notice about the opposite ?  I talked to my sister about this the other day actually.  Basically most things at once.  

104. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?  Pretty cute, yeah.

105. If a y person were pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in a relationship, would you go for it?  I wouldn’t give him any reaction tbh.

106. Do you flirt a lot?  No.  Idk how to flirt.

107. Your last kiss?  Last night.  Filial.  Again.  As most things are in my life since I lack in the romance and ual department.

108. Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?  Ye.

109. Have you kissed anyone in the past month?  Ye.

110. If you could kiss anyone who would it be?  My crushhhhhhhh.  Gawd.

111.      Do you know who you’ll kiss next?  No.

112. Does someone like you currently?  Ye.  I’m gonna break his heart and it’s sad.  He’s v sensitive.

113. Do you currently have feelings for anyone?  YEAH.

114. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?  Something in between.

115. Ever made out with just a friend?  No.

116. Are you happier single or in a relationship?  I like to think I can be happy either way.  At least content.

And now imma add questions until I get to 120 because who the frick stops at 116?  That ain’t divisible by 5.

117. Who do you snapchat the most?  Lately ilikestars.

118. If you’re a writer, what genre will your next fic fall into?  If all goes well I’m gonna stock up on chapters for my next two stories and post both at the same time.  Both are kind of like fantasy/suspense/action/supernatural ig.

119. Favorite texture?  I can’t choose one.  But I have this awesome retro lamp and look at it:

120. Last song you listened to?  “Press Your Number” by Taemin.