i already know i'm worth nothing lmao

Natural Hair Color:
[X] Redhead – $80 
[X] Brunette – $75
[] Blonde – $50
[] Black – $15
[] Bald – $5
[] Other – $0
 
Total So Far: $155
 
Eye Color:
[] Blue – $100
[X] Green – $75
[] Brown – $50
[] Hazel – $25
[] Other – $15
 
Total So Far: $230
 
Height:
[] Over 7' – $200
[] 6'8"? to 7' – $175
[X] 6'0? to 6'7" – $150
[] 5'5"? to 5'11" – $75
[] 5'0? to 5'4" – $45
[] Under 5' – $25
 
Total So Far: $380
 
Age:
[] 31 to 40 – $100
[] 26 to 30 – $75
[] 21 to 25 – $50
[X] 18 to 20 – $25
[] 0 to 17 – $15

okay but this part doesn't make sense.  are we not allowing for depreciation?
 
Total So Far: $405
 
Current Education:
[] PhD – $500
[] Masters – $450
[] Business Owner – $800
[] Bachelors – $400
[] Associates – $350
[] In College – $300
[] High School Graduate – $250
[] In High School – $200
[X] High School Dropout – $100 — lmao surprise
[] Jr. High – $50
[] What is School – $Bankrupt$
 
Total So Far: $505
 
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins – $300
[] Only Child – $250
[] First Born – $200
[] Second born-$150
[] Middle Child – $100
[X] Last Born – $50
[] Other – $40
 
Total So Far: $555
 
Drink?
[] Never – $300
[] Only once – $250 
[X] Sometimes – $200
[] Every other week – $150
[] Every other day – $50
[] Once a day – $15
 
Total So Far: $755
 
Vision?
[] No correction – $75
[X] Glasses – $50
[] Contacts – $25
[] Surgical correction – $10
 
Total So Far: $805
 
Car Color:
[] Gold – $525
[] Blue – $500
[] White – $475
[] Black – $450
[] Red – $400
[] Maroon – $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver – $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic – $200
[] Yellow – $100
[] Primer – $75
[] Rusted – $15
[X] No Car – $5
 
Total So Far: $810
 
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ – $300
[] 11 to 12 – $200
[X] 8 to 10 – $100
[] Under 7 – $50
 
Total So Far: $905
 
Room Color:
[] Black – $500
[] Blue – $475
[] Brown – $450
[] Purple – $425
[] White – $400
[] Green – $350
[] Orange – $300
[] Yellow – $200
[] Pink – $100
[X] Other – $50 — my room is painted a very pale greige.  like it's the color of white smoke but with a warm beige undertone that's practically unnoticeable 
 
Total: $955

anyway i'm pitiful bye