Soundcloud: ep 0 -pilot

AN:

So.... TJ (I'm sure yall know that idiot? here's that baka's profile) wanted to start this... idk what it is even. So- Maknae reporting in for duty? (even though I wasn't asked to?? I guess old habits die hard). Whatevs.


BubbleTj: You guys men >_<

Noona: Why

ReyD: Wae?
We werent even mean to u today ( '  ' )

BubbleTj: We didn't do anything for that wonderful plan I had

ReyD: ?

Noona: What plan?

BubbleTj: That one where we do that blog like thingy with our convos

Noona: Also I sent y'all a BaekSoo link once. You es didn't read it.
Ah. Here. Too much work.
Not enough people.

BubbleTj: We are plenty fine!

ReyD: Im going to go read some ToDae to find Tiacha a nice one..

BubbleTj: Aww

Noona: Same

BubbleTj: I can do the work of some one starts it off
*if

(A/N: Arasseo, TJ, Now it's all up to you~ You said so yourself ;D)

Noona: Meh

BubbleTj: Just
I thought it's a novel idea
It's different

Noona: Not really.
Its role playing

Maknaeyah: I don't get ur idea

Noona: Also Tiacha-yah if you're interested there are some really good Infinite fics

BubbleTj: Ew. We aren't role playing
It's just us!

Noona: Wait didn't you want to pretend to be characters?
What are you saying?
What blog?

BubbleTj: So basically we can our names and and put our convos up as something like a blog (A/N: Like this?)

Noona: Ah

ReyD: Do u'll know any bordering suicide fanfics?
I like those

Noona: Yes
Kaisoo

BubbleTj: Can't remember

ReyD: Send me

Noona: Kaisoo?

BubbleTj: But if I find I'll send it

ReyD: Private message eke evanna

Noona: But it's kaisoo?

BubbleTj: So.... what do y'all think?!

ReyD: Its fine

BubbleTj: It's very different right?

Noona: We're not that interesting '__'

BubbleTj: So!

Maknaeyah: That's coz I Hardy talk anymo ;P

BubbleTj: Just.... we are random thought

Maknaeyah: *Hardy
Zhardly
*hardly
Finally

BubbleTj: And besides if doesn't need to be a daily thing or whatever
And we don't need to be
Come on guys! It'll be fun!
Even if this doesn't work out we can talk about this as a crazy thing when we get old and wrinkly
*sigh*
Y'all

Noona: Fine sweetheart

BubbleTj: Fine what?

Noona: We can *attempt* it

BubbleTj: Fine we can try this crazy idea out?

Noona: I feel like Suho '__'

BubbleTj: Yehet ^ㅂ^ *does the yehet dance*
Wae?
Wae Wae Wae wae?

Noona: I still don't get how this works though

Maknaeyah: I still dun get how u gonn do it
*fist bump*

BubbleTj: Okay

Noona: XD *fist bump*

BubbleTj: So basically change the names and personal info and shiz

Maknaeyah: Of....?
On AFF??

Noona: Let her explain

BubbleTj: And if any random interesting convo comes up like when we talk on whatsapp, we put it up

Maknaeyah: 알았어

BubbleTj: Yeah

Noona: 뭔가 얼었어!

BubbleTj: Aff. Coz our convos mostly revolve around kpop
No no no
Don't talk it Korean!

Maknaeyah: What did u say??

BubbleTj: *in

Noona: *알았서

Maknaeyah: Ahhh
But Korean is a part of kpop~
;P

Noona: Okay but I have a question *raises hand*
Do you wanna take screenshots and put it up?

Maknaeyah: I have a thousand, but u go 1st

BubbleTj: Um.

Noona: Also we we do it like that then the convo is all wierd like there's the person who the phone belongs to on one side and then there's the other people on the other side.

BubbleTj: You guys can figure out the logistics

Noona: The next alternative is to type it out.

Maknaeyah: No one is bothered (A/N: Ahh the irony~)

BubbleTj: Unless you create a format and keep
Okay. Right this seems like a lot of work

Noona: But then really? The interestingness level decreases drastically becausee 
#1 we are not Kpop idols and therefore no one cares what we have to say in text form
#2 we are not Kpop idols and neither are we pretending to be them.
I TOLD YOU!

Maknaeyah: No actually the fact that we aren't kpop idols aunt a biggie
*aint

BubbleTj: ...... *sniffs* I just wanted to store our memories on a cloud

Noona: #3 we are not tumblr posts

Maknaeyah: It can be just for us, like
Y'know like we did whatever exo did

BubbleTj: *sniff sniff* is that too much to ask?

Maknaeyah: With the ...

Noona: Upload your whining on soundcloud or that Google cloud thing

Maknaeyah: What's that thingy called
ARE Y'ALL IGNORING MEEEHHH

BubbleTj: Huh?

Maknaeyah: ??!!!

BubbleTj: What Exo thing?

Maknaeyah: Bowling alley
That

Noona: No. You're taking a long time to speak

BubbleTj: Yeah!
We could!
But how did we do that now?

Noona: What Exo thing?!

Maknaeyah: Do what?
What did we do?

Noona: What bowling alley?

Maknaeyah: Bowling aley

BubbleTj: The Exo bowling thing

Maknaeyah: We went to the bowling alleeyyy
DX DX DX Can't u remember?!!!!

Noona: Okay so?

Maknaeyah: Trixie and Jade
So.... idk

Noona: Yes okay so?

Maknaeyah: I'm just saying stuff

BubbleTj: I forgot how we did that though

Noona: Write a fanfic of all your memories then

Maknaeyah: See u need me 2 remember :P
Fanfic??!

BubbleTj: So remember so!

Noona: I wrote that Trixie Jade stuff in some fanfic
There. preserved

http://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/849544/5/a-message-to-seduce-you-comedy-exo-crack-hunhan-baekyeol-kaisoo-ot12

BubbleTj: No you didn't
Did you?

Noona: Yes I ing did

BubbleTj: Bull
 

Noona: what do you wanna bet?

BubbleTj: Maknaeyah did some convo

http://www.asianfanfics.com/blog/view/963421 (TBH, I'd forgotten this one ^-^")

Noona: She did that too.
Also there. Preserved.
#StoredInACloud


*contents of voicenote #1:

"Trixie and Jade~
Rollin' all da way~
...hittin?... my pants,
Without no jams~

CHAKKANMAN!!! ~It's Irony~"
 

BubbleTj: So let's do it like that!

Noona: Da is that?

Maknaeyah: Well, that took forever to find!
Yah

Noona: That's what I said! Type it out!

BubbleTj: Ew. Get rid of that

Noona: Oh ew Maknaeyah
I feel so y


*contents of voicenote #2:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh~"


*contents of voicenote #3:

"1,2,3 Yo! Yo! Come here, come here? *overdose claps* LOOKAMEH LOOKAMEH 
Nalbwa, Nalbwa Gwisoon~

​Nalbwa, Nalbwa Gwisoon~
​Nalbwa, Nalbwa Gwisoon, Naega Nalbwayo~
 Naega jeil jal naga~
Ring ding dong, ring ding dong~ Ringadingding dong Naega jeil jal naga~
Bambratatata TatataTA TA Hey Bambratatata TatataTA TA HEY! NAEGA JEIL JAL NAGA!!

BubbleTj: What the hell are these?!


*contents of voicenote #4:

"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~
losers -school. Y'all are at school *cackles* "


*contents of voicenote #5:

"I wanna dance dance dance da-dance dance~ I WANT TAA -I was gonna do that!!"

Noona: I'm in such a y mood today '__'
I ain't downloading that unless I know what it is so ing stop it


*contents of voicenote #6:

"And I was like BABY BABY BABY- UUuuuuurgh"

BubbleTj: Nellieyah why the duck did we ever do these?
Nellieyah this brat has got loads of on you (/a\)
I'm dying from second hand embarrassment
Oh my Gawd. When did you turn into suho ?


*contents of voicenote #7:

The namnam song


*contents of voicenote #8:

Do-re-mi- gone seriously wrong


*contents of voicenote #9:

"Omigoshomigawsh you know what we should do?
We should- Chemicla paradox, should parady paradies
PERFECT PERFECT WHAT~"


*contents of voicenote #10:

Namnam song fail


*contents of voicenote #11:

Ambulence sounds


*contents of voicenote #12:

The namnam song AGAIN


*contents of voicenote #13:

"HHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" Hi x 100 -something like you have school now, ers

 

Maknaeyah: Did I chase y'all away??

Noona: How did I turn into Suho? What's on tbese?!

BubbleTj: Why?

Maknaeyah: All from one day, btw

BubbleTj: Why the hell do you even have these?!!

Maknaeyah: These are just the ones both of y'all do together
#SoundCloud, TJ~
;) ;P ;) ;) ;P ;P ;)

BubbleTj: no

Maknaeyah: XD XD XD XD

BubbleTj: No
I don't want my voice ever on something
Nellieyah. Don't download it
You'll die

Noona: I downloaded it #D_O#
Wtf

BubbleTj: You have turned into suho
 

Noona: Shut up #D_O#
I told you I was feeling like Suho #D_O#
But you did embarassing too okay
Like ambulance noises. That was not me #D_O#

BubbleTj: Why the hell are we even doing the numnumnum ??!
Ok. Fine that was me

Noona: Idk but I bet you started it (/x\)

BubbleTj: Probably

Noona: Ugh must cleanse ears /(x_x)\ /(x_x)\ /(x_x)\ /(x_x)\ /(x_x)\
I'm going now.
Can't *monkey emoji*

BubbleTj: We need to get a hold of Maknaeyah's phone Nellieyah

Noona: And throw it in the Han River

BubbleTj: After we step on it

Maknaeyah: *the hansanghyuk river =D
Thanks for reminding me~

Noona: You is VIXXing too much

Maknaeyah: Time to upload all of that onto the laptop
I *is* ^-^"

BubbleTj: This. Was. Not. What. I. Meant.

Maknaeyah: ^ㅂ^ ^ㅂ^ ^ㅂ^ ^ㅂ^ ^ㅂ^

Noona: I'm out y'all *peace*

BubbleTj: I mean only convos
Okay

Maknaeyah: Now Tiacha.

BubbleTj: I'm going...What?

Maknaeyah: Isn't this a perfect convo?
Oki byyyeeeee
*waves*

BubbleTj: No.
No it's not

Maknaeyah: :P :P :P


 

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NellieJ
#1
You're confusing everyone!
altschmerz
#2
Nice I think this is what the world needs
BubbleTj #3
What the bloody crud?!! Did you actually type all these out?!!!
noone98 #4
I basically don't understand...