Tender Rose Writing Contest ft. An Appalling Story Written by Emchan, RIP

Do you like Chanyeol?  Do you like satire?  Do you like humor and pop culture references?

Well, I've been writing a story, and it includes all those things.

 

“You need to stop hating Chanyeol.  The hatred is unfounded; he’s actually pretty chill.”

“Chill?  Chanyeol has no chill.  He doesn’t even have Netflix.”

 

Hyejin’s life is one big cosmic joke.  The worst part is that no one else finds it as funny as she does.  However (and there is always a however), some misfortunes are more painful than others.  All it takes is one dead bird, a loose-limbed idiot, and one misstep for her life to go to hell.  To add to her dizzying woe, her grandmother is growing increasingly senile, her dad is a bit of a loose canon, she herself is experiencing mild head trauma, and the only person who is even moderately competent at dealing with all this is her greatest foe—Park Chanyeol.

 

So there's the description.  I'm not good at marketing myself at all, but if this piques your interest and you want to see the extent of how stupid my characters are (and therefore me), you're welcome to give it a go.  Just click the banner (I have pretty fonts and that is literally the only reason why this banner exists) below to be redirected to the foreword; an update is forthcoming.

 

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PalmerPie
#1
OH GOD YES
jesus chanyeol not even netflix what a scrub
tbh i dont even use netflix (cuz im a cheap asian) so i have no right to judge