Alright, here are my views and opinions about MAMA2015 that I told everyone that I would talk about. The morning after MAMA ended, I slept for practically the whole day since I had been up for 24 hours and then when I woke up, I had an hour before I had to go to my physics class (5pm) and then after I went to a friends house to help her with an English assignment and then went home and slept.

But alas, here it is.

The red carpet start at 1am (PST time): honestly, nothing interesting really. You just get to see everyone dressed up before the concert. HOWEVER

There are two people I felt like I needed to talk about..

1. Lee Kwangsoo. Oh my god. As a RunningMan fan, I wanted to scream and then I saw that his date was Park Bo Young who has recently been my favorite actress. I wanted to squeal so bad, but I couldnt because I would wake up my mom.

I know Kwangsoo is tall and all and Bo Young is my height (5'1) BUT DAMN, HE TOWERED OVER HER AND THE HOSTS. GAWD.

2. Key. My lovely diva Key. Oh my lord..... I felt like he didn't get the memo that it was a red carpet event and decided to show up after he finished harvesting crops. WTF YOU WEARING KEY?! I mean, Shinee wasn't really the best dressed there, BUT KEY COME ON.

PERFORMANCE TIME:

(I'm just going to talk about the exciting performances and the ones that caught my eye)

JYP's performance..... that was..... really interesting. You know, I'm all for older guys doing their thing on stage, but JYP was AWKWARD. This performance was like watching your parents trying to get freaky and flirt with each other. He had girls on there twice his age- dressed in skimpy outfits. He was ing the air in the most awkward manner. He then get a girl alone and then their both like air humping each other and then he is on her and his face is near her crotch like he gonna eat..... I'll keep it PG.

Other idols were covering their face. The cringe factor was high with that and I felt so bad for GOT7 who were watching because, THATS THEIR CEO MAKING A FOOL OF HIMSELF. My god.

Next, GOT7 and BTS did a collab together and slayed the ing dance floor. There were flips and , but I think the thing that caught my eye the most is JR. I was watching him dance and then my eyes gravitated downwards and it came apparent to me that his pants were so tight that I could see what side he position his balls and at. xDD

Next, Seventeen and Monsta X.

Seventeen did Mansae and OH MY GOD. I almost had a heart attack because I thought someone was going to fall off those desks. Instead, S.Coups tripped while he was jumping over someone xD. Hoshi man... my GAWD. When they pushed the desks together and he jumped like 4 feet in the air and landed on them. GAAAAH. // Hoshi Bias//

Monsta X did Trespass and then a music dance cut at the end.

The one thing that sent me over the ing edge was during Jooheon's solo rap (My bias) and then he started rapping so fast and his voice got so deep. MY OVARIES GAH. And HIS BEAUTIFUL THICK THIGHS!!! THAT BOY GOT SOME THIGHS. THOSE THIGHS IN THOSE LEATHER PANTS. MY GOD. AND IT DOESNT HELP THAT HE LOOKS LIKE ZICO TOO, BUT THOSE DIMPLES AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS BUILT

//Okay Andy calm down, you sound thirsty//

Seventeen sub dance unit came up AND THEY ING SLAYED IT. I DIDNT EXPECT THAT OUT OF THEM. CUTE LITTLE HOSHI CAN BUST OUT THOSE MOVES AND THEN THAT FLIP TO FINISH IT BEFORE THE WHOLE GROUP CAME TOGETHER TO DANCE AND OH MY GOD. THEY ING SLAYED.

//Deep breaths// 

Can you tell who I've been obsessed with since the performance? xD

QUEEN CL CAME AND PERFORMANCE HELLO ES AND OMFG. PARIS SLAYED AND HONG KONG DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT THEM. AND THEN THEY LOWERED INTO THE FLOOR AND THEN DARA CAME UP AND I WANTED TO SCREAM AND THEN MINZY (who I didnt even recognize because I guess she had jaw surgery) AND THEN PARK BOM CAME OUT AND I WANTED TO ING CRY AND THEY ALL PERFORMED ON STAGE AND IT WAS MAGICAL AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEIR COMEBACK ITS OKAY TO BE EPIC.

Pet Shop Boys came out and did a collab with FX, Whom they didn't even pronounce right and called them XF. They came back out IN THIS UGLY BIRD LOOKING SUIT. They looked like they got stuck in a car wash mop and whats worse is that Fx came out wearing the same .

What did we do to deserve that? Hmmm? My poor girls. And Amber got poked in the eye because of that shirt LOL. 

Exo's Lightsaber performance was amazing!!!!! My eyes gravitated towards Chanyeol a lot for some reason.

I didn't even watch Psy, that.

Jolin Tsai whom is a Chinese singer came out and HER BACK UP DANCERS WERE IN SKIMPY OUTFITS, WEARING HEELS, AND HAD THE FLEEKEST EYEBROWS EVER. THEY SLAYED AND OH MY GOD HONG KONG WASNT READY FOR THAT, BUT I WAS FEELING THAT SO BAD. OH MY GOD.

I saw on a time map that everything was suppose to end at 6am my time, but it ended at like 8. Also, apparently Taeyang was pissed cuz SM artists started to leave early. From what I heard is that Red Velvet and Shinee and Exo and all them had Schedules and had to leave.

Speaking of Exo and Big Bang

DID YALL SEE SEUNGRI SIT ON SEHUNS LAP?! XDDD

Also.... GD. That hairstyle is a no no. That needs to go. NOW.

I enjoyed everything, but I wished BTS got to perform more than just one song where as JYP and Ikon both sang 3 songs. BTS and Ailee and others could have performed during that time.

Anyways, that was my feelings towards the performance. 

As for awards, I feel like some people didn't deserve it compared to others.

Like Best Rap, I felt like Gary should have taken that award or Jay Park for Mommae, but instead San E won. 

I think Amber should have taken the award instead of JYP.

Ailee should have won an award.

I don't think Zion T should have won those three awards. I mean, Eat had a good message to it, but I didnt care for it.

I also hoped Monsta X or Seventeen won best rookie, but Ikon took that. 

Anyways, these are just my feelings towards the award show. I feel like I went everywhere, but I don't care because I'm extremely tired. Share your thoughts with me too ^^

*Edit: Forgive my poor punctuation and my poor grammar. I feel so ashamed to have written a blog in this manner, but I'm honestly too tired to care and I have to wake up early. So, I'll stay on for a bit before logging off until tomorrow ^^

~Andy