#kpop fangirl problem No 3

 

KPOP fangirl who doesn't read fanfiction is like .. Like a happy meal without happiness or pizza without cheese or ...

    OKAY FABBIE THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT FOOD

Us fangirls ( or boys ) take a esstenial time of our daily schedules ( mostly around midnight to the dawn of the morning ) to read fanfics !

       They make me cry , laugh , sad , mad , glad ... BASICALLY EVERY EMOTION THAT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING CANT MAKE ME FEEEEL !!!!!!!!!

    .... But when someone disregards fanfic ....

 RANDOM PERSON : * scoff * ew ... R u reading those Korean soap operas like seriously ? U know that 99% of that won't come true right ? Quit being delusional !

ME : * takes out my samurai sword *

PEASENTS LIKE U WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE SOLE IMPORTANCE OF FANFICTION ! FANFIC R YIN AND YANG OF LIFE ! IT BALANCES WORLD PEACE ! CURES CANCER ! MAKES UNICORNS HAPPY ! 

           * inhales in emotionally *

DO U EVEN REALISE HOW IMPORTANT THSE PEICES OF MASTERPEICES ARE FOR THE HUMAN RACE ? THESE CAPTIVATING SCRIPTS OF LITERATURE ARE BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE OR DANTE !!

Now run .. RUN TO YOUR MUNDANE LIFESTYLE WHERE U R BRAINWASHED BY YOUR GOVERNMENT TO THINK THAT YOU ARE HAPPY !! But ... DONT FORGET THIS MY CHILD ! REAL HAPPINESS IS HERE ON AFF READING FANFICS

* cherry blossoms falls gracefully *

* the random person leaves telling that I need help *

me : only the people who are worthy shall stand here to be fortunate to read fanfics dear one .... * single tear in eye *

* cue melo dramatic music *

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Sheeppy #1
Ya! You annoying shizzz!!! I remember this one XD and btw u own me some explanation *taps foot* *arms crossed*
MissMinew
#2
Those who say such ("you know it wont come true") is just ignorant. They surely don't know that fanfics is more often than not based on an au which - of course - is not going to come true. Everybody who reads knows that their fave idols isn't growing super powers or suddenly high school students. TwT