#kpop fangirl problem No 3
KPOP fangirl who doesn't read fanfiction is like .. Like a happy meal without happiness or pizza without cheese or ...
OKAY FABBIE THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT FOOD
Us fangirls ( or boys ) take a esstenial time of our daily schedules ( mostly around midnight to the dawn of the morning ) to read fanfics !
They make me cry , laugh , sad , mad , glad ... BASICALLY EVERY EMOTION THAT ANOTHER HUMAN BEING CANT MAKE ME FEEEEL !!!!!!!!!
.... But when someone disregards fanfic ....
RANDOM PERSON : * scoff * ew ... R u reading those Korean soap operas like seriously ? U know that 99% of that won't come true right ? Quit being delusional !
ME : * takes out my samurai sword *
PEASENTS LIKE U WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE SOLE IMPORTANCE OF FANFICTION ! FANFIC R YIN AND YANG OF LIFE ! IT BALANCES WORLD PEACE ! CURES CANCER ! MAKES UNICORNS HAPPY !
* inhales in emotionally *
DO U EVEN REALISE HOW IMPORTANT THSE PEICES OF MASTERPEICES ARE FOR THE HUMAN RACE ? THESE CAPTIVATING SCRIPTS OF LITERATURE ARE BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE OR DANTE !!
Now run .. RUN TO YOUR MUNDANE LIFESTYLE WHERE U R BRAINWASHED BY YOUR GOVERNMENT TO THINK THAT YOU ARE HAPPY !! But ... DONT FORGET THIS MY CHILD ! REAL HAPPINESS IS HERE ON AFF READING FANFICS
* cherry blossoms falls gracefully *
* the random person leaves telling that I need help *
me : only the people who are worthy shall stand here to be fortunate to read fanfics dear one .... * single tear in eye *
* cue melo dramatic music *
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