lms if u get the title guise

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also sarah tagged me you can blame her it's fine

farahgator i'm tagging you cuz ilysm

OH and rubi bc she is hysterical

and brooke bc i miss her and she is a cinnamon roll ily

1.  Are you a boy or girl?                       

i am nothing if not sad

2.  What is your uality?

bar soap.  if this picture doesn't arouse you then i don't know what will tbh

3.  What race are you?

caucasian, native american (but idk the percentages lol)

4. What story got you into AFF?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

5.  Which story do you enjoy writing the most?

idk honestly??????  but probably PMLA cuz baek and haeun are so cute like wow my chILDREN

6.  Who introduced you to the site?

google lol

7.  Who is your ultimate bias?

AIGHT SO IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CHANYEOL RIGHT BUT THEN THAT SWAMP RUNNIN FLOPPY-HAIRED TURKEY NAMED HANSOL CAME BY AND MY BIAS LIST WENT TO HELL AND CAME BACK BURNED SO I AM SALTY NGL I AM SUCH A PLAYA HATER COME SEE ME HERE IF U CRY OVER HIM TOO

8.  Do you think people will actually read this?

idk why u wouldn't honestly i am got7's wild and y jackson

9.  What genre type do you think you are best at writing?

omg i don't know??????  i've actually sorta dabbled into everything over the years.  is "weird characters" a genre because i excel at that 

10.  What is your favorite fanfiction of all time?

me and running with wolves have gotten pretty intimate ngl

11.  Do you have any spoilers you'd like to tell your readers?

Seventeen is a 13-member boy group formed by Pledis Entertainment in South Korea.  The group is made up of three units (vocal, hip-hop, and performance) and is known for participating heavily in the lyricism, composition, and production of their tracks, as well as the accompanying choreography.

12.  What do you want to say to your readers?

sorry for not updating in the past year (hahahaha).  i swear my fics aren't going to remain unfinished unless i, like, die or something.  i am just all about quality, and right now it's really hard for me to write.  the good news is that my funk may be improving, idk yet.  but thanks for not demanding updates, y'all.  seriously.  it would probably make me be mean, and i don't want to be mean.  so THANK YOU!!!!!
 

13.  Though it's rare for an author to reveal one's face... can you do it?

the yeti has been revealed

14.  Random question but, what is your sign?

virgo bby
 

15.  Age?

eighteen

16.  Your name?  You don't have to reveal your name if you want to, but if you aren't willing, write N/A.

don't tell me what to do  it's emily tho
 

17.  Do you know other languages besides your mother one?

no.  but once upon a time i was a1 at spanish.  i can also understand elementary french and italian and tidbits from a few other languages but

oh alSO I KNOW SOME POLISH PROFANITY :')

18.  Your favorite song?

this is an impossible question for me to answer confidently.  but dope by bts is my makeup song.  make me pretty!

and i'm listening to this album on spotify right now.  do you like space sounds?  it's by nasa and over five hours long (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

19.  Your favorite MUSIC VIDEO?

y r u yellin at me idk the answer 

but click here for a really lit music video from your dad's favorite musical duo, hall and oates!

20.  Any small Girlcrush?  Or Mancrush?

ailee and amber but i wouldn't call it small if u know what i'm sayin

21.  Least favorite fanfic genre?

angst??????  don't get me wrong i LOVE angst but most fics that are EXCLUSIVELY angst are poorly written and horrifically executed so i'm not interested tbh

22.  Favorite person on Asian Fan Fics?

i would be more taelighted to translate dante's infero into the bengali language than actually answer this ok

 

23.  What kpop idol do you look up to?

woozi omg i can't say enough good things about him tbh.

24.  Which K-pop group merchandise do you really wish to have?

this is dumb but my dream is to have enough keys on my key ring so that i can purchase lanyards (i can't find my keys ever ok i just can't)

25.  What is your goal at the moment?

i have no goals for i am a pathetic human being who is yolo-ing her way through life can i get an amen

26.  Last question for you dear AFF authors.  If you were to ever hit the gold star, what would you do?

wonder what the heck is wrong with you ppl honestly i'm trash

And now here's a random question from me (aka mistressdean):

a.  What kind of reader are you?

i don't read much fic nowadays but i'll usually comment if i have something to say; not really much of a fangirler ngl.  

b.  Do you subscribe to a story and wait for the author to complete all of the chapters?  Or do you read, update by update?

update by update, unless i haven't been getting on aff as much.  then i'll inhale a bunch of chapters at once.

bye