guilty or innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i was tagged by alicja who is gross.

and she basically tagged pretty much everyone i would have tagged so GO CRAZY, KIDS.

~~RULE 1. You can only say Guilty or Innocent.~~

RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
Now, here's what you're supposed to do and please do not spoil the fun: Copy and paste this into your blog, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 5-10 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.

*roots for directions in bottom of trashcan* haha oOPS silly me

~~Ready, Set, GOOOOO!~~ shut up

1. Asked someone to marry you?
guilty like i have so many sidehoes but alicja isn't one of them Ayyyyy

2. Kissed one of your friends?
what kind of kiss are we talking about here because i've done plenty of platonic ones but no one actually wants to make out with me so shh it's fine it's really fine i'm fine haha

3. Danced on a table in a bar?
innocent _{not in a bAR per se...,,, . . . , , , ,, .}

4. Ever told a lie?
innocent :^)

5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
guilty THIS IS HITTING TOO CLOSE TO HOME OK

6. Ever kissed someone of the same ?
so ambiguous but guilty

7. Kissed a picture?
innocent because that is freakin weird what u on brah

8. Slept in until 5 PM?
guilty BRA H THIS IS EVERY DAY TBH

9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
guilty but it was kindergarten so

10. Held a snake?
GUILITY= IT WAS AWeSOME

11. Been suspended from school?
innocent but let's be real that was always my dream :))))))

12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
innocent

13. Stolen something?
innocent probably

14. Been fired from a job?
innocent

15. Done something you regret?
guilty (my whole existence is something i regret ok)

16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
guilty and it was mountain dew

17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
innocent _{what even is a snowflake tho i've never seen one}

18. Kissed in the rain?
innocent but it has everything to do with being romantic and gross and NOTHIGN to do with no one wanting to kiss me ha ha

19. Sat on a roof top?
innocent

20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
dude. innocent.

21. Sang in the shower?
GUILTY OMG

22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
innocent

23. Shaved your head?
innocent but i am in a state of mourning atm so that sounds legit

24. Slept ?
innocent but barely

25. Had a boxing membership?
innocent

26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
innocent.

27. Been in a band?
innocent??????

28. Shot a gun?
guilty

29. Donated Blood?
innocent

30. Eaten alligator meat?
guilty and not soz it's my FAV

31. Eaten cheesecake?
guilty (put some in my casket before they lower my cold corpse into the ground pls ^{THIS HAS BEEN EMILY'S OFFICIAL WILL THANK})

32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
guilty.

33. Have/had a tattoo?
innocent

34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
innocent

35. Been too honest?
guilty lol i ruin everything

36. Ruined a surprise?
guilty but like probs not in the way you think. usually other people are trying to surprise me but it's impossible because i am never surprised but also i seem to figure everything out so ye nice talk thank fred

37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
guilty

38. Erased someone in your friends list?
guilty

39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
guilty

40. Joined a Pageant?
innocent thank the lord

41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
guilty

42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
innocent

43. Cheated on someone?
innocent

44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
innocent

45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
innocent

46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
guilty. my formative years are fond memories.

47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
guilty.

48. Thought about suicide?
guilty.

49. Thought about murder?
guilty lol

50. How about mass murder?
innocent but like maybe one day

51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
guilty

52. Stalked someone?
define stalked

53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
innocent