If you are here reading this, you have been tagged! Please send me your link afterwards so I can see what you've written. To play, copy/paste these questions, then replace my answers with your own. Well, let's begin!

1. If you had a time machine, would you go back in time or visit the future?

I would go back in time to save what is left of my dead laptop.

2. Would you rather have a vacation home on the beach or in the mountains?

In the mountains like Baekhyun's Grandma's house so a Wild Yixing will visit.

3. What was your favorite game as a child?

Bloody Dora. Instead of Bloody Mary was Dora the Explorer that would come and try to kill us. Kenny died and Kevin got possessed. I moved. Never played the game since, but it was fun.

4. What one food do you crave most often?

I crave for the hearts of my enemies. Nah, I'm just joking. I prefer babies. They are so tender and fresh. Coughimnotacannibalcough I actually crave for potato chips or any chips in general, so please don't misunderstand.

5. If you could visit one place on Earth where would you go?

Anywhere besides Hell.

6. What would your dream house be like?

Dirty because I am a lazy, lazy person. I'll try to keep myself in check though.

7. If you could own any three cars what would they be?

Are you trying to get me into a car accident?! I prefer riding unicorns off into the distance under the brilliant moonlight shining down on the blood of my enemies.

 
8. What makes you the most angry?

When my cat pisses on the bed but my brother knows. He doesn't clean it up. That fu-

9. What always brings a smile to your face?

Money.

10. What one song reminds you most of your life?

Loser by Big Bang    //cries//

11. What’s more important, truth or happiness?

Happiness, the harsh reality that I can't dance really hurts you know? Also the fact Spirited Away is about prositution and that is a big childhood wrecker. Also the fact Tokyo Ghoul's anime in comparison to the manga - not that I hated it, in fact I loved it until season two. The manga is better and you know it.

12. Would you rather be rich or famous?

Rich, no .

13. If you were a super hero what powers would you have?

The power to out money. A lot of it.

14. What would be your ideal partner?

A sugar daddy that will always treat me.

15. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?

My dancing skills.

16. Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?

Sadly, intelligence for looks. I am gonna be stupid by the time I'm done though so please stop me.

17. If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch him/her or carry on with him/her despite the protests?

No matter what, I'll stick with my non existent lover... I wish I had a partner I can ditch my on!

18. If you could choose one celebrity to be the father/mother of your child who would it be?

Though I can't birth a child out of my coughmalepregancy?!cough I would have Totoro as my spouse. ...I'm kidding.

19. You are walking to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss told you if you are late one more time you’re fired. Do you save the dog?

Even if I lose my job, I will save the dog. I will find I new one if I do lose it, however I hope McDonalds will take me in for quite some time.

20. If you were an animal, what would you be and why?

I would be the worm that crawls up into some random dude's while they are peeing into the ocean since I would be nature's own douchebag.

21. If you could be trained up in any profession of your choice by top professionals what profession would you choose?

A Hiphop dancer that can really down the stage. But I hardcore at the moment to the point where if I were exchange my ty skills for talent, I'd be the best dancer in Cali.

22. Who would you go gay for?

Jung Hoseok.

23. If the world suddenly gets thrown into a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?

I wish I can say to fight back, but I'd be the side characters that die off in the first five minutes. //cries//

24. If you suddenly turn into the opposite gender, what is the first thing you'd do?

Fondle my .

25. If you were a K-Pop idol in a boy/girl group, which position do you think you'll have?

The guy who gives my fans a lot of fanservice for the heck of it. Might as well give Leader a smooch on the cheek for fun. My position? Probably a vocal member.

26. What would you do if you were the cause of a loved one's death?

I... I am not sure. But I know for sure I'd be either utterly heartless or in tearful shambles.

27. If you only had a day left to live and can only be with one person, who would you spend it with?

If I am honest, I would spend my last minutes with my brother drinking a glass of Apple juice with my dog by my side. If it's a contagious disease I am stuck with, I'd say no one. After all, it's more painful for me to experience another's death than my own.

28. Wow, this has gotten depressing. Let's lighten the mood now! If you could have anything you would wish for, what would it be? Ah, but here's the catch. The gifts would be sent to your crush, but if you don't have one, the person you hate the most.

I don't have either, so does that mean I could have them all? I just want money and a new laptop.

29. Would you rather die brutally without anyone knowing or kill your loved one?

Hey, you . Why make it so depressing again all of a sudden? Is there a none option?

30. Who was the dickhead who tagged you?

Richard. Ad Richardson. Basically, you.

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