Personal Message

I literally started putting "karma" in an old soup can in the form of varying amounts of coinage:

The Karma Jarma:
Upvote: 25c
New subscriber: 10c
Comment: 5c
Karma received from other sources (minus my comments on other stories and purchased karma): 1c

My original plan was to do a golden dollar for every karma I got, but I realized that that would get way expensive way fast. I just want to see how long I can keep doing this, really XD


I've just recently gotten into putting my ideas for EXO fics, but I hope you enjoy!

Finished (w/ no plans for extra chapters): None

Finished (w/ plans for extra chapters):

  • The Immovable Teacher and the Unstoppable Apprentice: A 19th century AU fic featuring clumsy research assistant Chanyeol and his always angry boss Jongin.
  • Who's Going Home With You Tonight?: A M-rated, TaoHun vs. TaoRis fic in which Sehun thinks he can be a better boyfriend for Tao than Kris can, but Tao doesn't seem to agree.

Currently writing:

  • Dancing With Demons: A Lay-focused, OT10/OT12-centric superpower-themed fic.
  • Strictly Prohibited: A ChanyeolxReader fic in which you are a manager for an entertainment company who's been hired to care for EXO while they're doing an American tour.
  • If You Won't Treat Her Right, I Will: A BaekhyunxReader vs. ChanyeolxReader fic in which you move to a new school only to learn that you childhood bully Baekhyun and ex-childhood best friend Chanyeol are the only two people you know.
  • I Hate Maknaes: A ChanBaek fic in which Sehun discovers ChanBaek's secret relationship and accidentally sends the evidence to Tao.

Plans:

  • A Fallout-inspired ChanBaek fic.
  • A Tao-focused, OT10-centric, slightly crackish fic.
  • The sequel to Dancing With Demons.

About Me

I'm just a taco. Please carry on. *Carries on with smiling and rattling two shiny karma she's keeping in a soup can*

~Senorita TacoMal, 12/16/2014


Normal people be like, "Lemme drop 10,000 karma on advertising my story," while I'm all, "I HAVE SIX KARMA NOW!!!" and am basically ready to give my awards ceremony speech.

P.S. Y'know what would be fun? To put an actual dollar coin in a soup can every time I get one karma. Holy crap, I'm going to do that.

...Or, you know, maybe just a quarter, 'cause I'm broke, and dollar coins are hard to find...

~12/17


Wow, this little can is half full now :) Thank you guys so much for your support.

Honestly, I often feel like my writing fails to entertain, especially when I get lots of views on a story but the View:Subscribe ratio is greater than 20 or so. But seeing that almost two months after I put the first two coins in the Karma Jarma that it's now half full with over 200 coins, every one of them thanks to y'all, makes me so happy :)

~2/8/15

 

The Karma Jarma is now online! Read my Personal message section to learn more.

Here's my current tally (mostly for my use XD)

Old:  U: 3   N: 27   C: 23   K: (57-3-38-1-0 = 15)
New: U: 9   N: 108 C: 54   K: (215-9-145-5 = 56)
Needed: Q: 6   D: 0   N: 0   P: 17
Comments made on other stories: 5?

K = Total karma - Upvotes - total subs - comments on other stories