(i don't know how many of you here for my charming wit (guestimating roughly zero on that point) or if you were like 'hey i like this story, let us see if the author is the cat's meow' (if you were like that i am sorry that i have disappointed).)

anyway... i'm not really going to weigh you down with my personal stuff which offers an explanation for my inconsistent updates.  i just.... technically i have like eight (idk if that's the real number) ongoing chaptered fics going on right now.  there's the one that i think i am literally never going to finish because it is a nightmarish hellscape that knows no end. there's one that i just don't like enough to write it out (which is awkward).  there's one that i accidentally dropped and i want to finish it but i get distracted.  there's another that i REALLLLY want to write and i love it but i'm a lil bit blocked right now.  there's a sequel to this one thing that i promised but i want to revise the original before i move forward with it.  i just started this other one and ppl are like 'interesting concept but let's see where this goes' and that's like AHHHHH PRESSURE ON YOUR SHOULDERS THIS VERY SECOND.

also there's that one oneshot that ppl keep reading and it concerns me.

i'm being very vague right now, but like some of you guys probably saw that long paragraph and were like, next time yehetno, next time.  the point is something like i'm sorry for being the worst author with the wonkiest update schedules who also writes a lot of oneshots for no particular reason if you read anything that i write.

thanks for clicking/listening/reading to my word vomit.