THERE'S A ING COCKROACH IN MY ROOM, IT HAS WINGS AND IT'S AS BIG AS MY ING NOSE AND WHEN I WENT TO HER TO KILL HER WITH RAID IT ING DISAPPEARED FML I AIN'T SLEEPING IN MY ING ROOM THIS I AM BURNING THIS DAMN HOUSE DOWN
Okay... Take a deep breath and caaaaaaaalm down. Think rationally now before you burn down your house. Where are you going to sleep if you burn down your house? It's a cockroach. They didn't bite they're just nasty looking and come in big sizes. At least it's not a big spider. (Sit down young grass hopper. This could take long...) Damn. I spotted one in my room, you know how freaking scary that is? I didn't burn my house, I just screamed murder hoping my dad would hear me and come down stairs. (I live in the basement room... Not basement basement-. It's like a master bedroom except it's next to the garage... And I have actual windows which ing cause I'm on the bottom of the house and these little ers crawl in somewhere in my room.) anyways- he came down half worried and scared less and I pointed the big spider in my room, which I am having a staring contest with. I'm glaring at it hoping I could shoot lasers out my eyes. But well... My dad punched me in the arm for frraking him out. He went and grabbed a piece of toilet paper. TOILET PAPERRR!!!! The hell? And suffocated it to death. Had a short funeral down my toilet and sprayed some insecticide at every corner of my room and windows. Haven't seen much bugs but I still get paranoid. Moral of the story- don't get too crazy cause you'll end up with a sore arm and a weird smell in your room or if you have a room after burning it down. :)
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