Alright, I know no one reads this, except for maybe pewpewmallow, but that's not the point. I must document this experience :DDD

Okay, so I was writing my fic, "I'm Eighteen and Still Sleep With Teddy Bears", and Taemin tripped on something while dancing in his room, and smashed his head on the wall.

Now, I don't know what sort of noise a skull makes when it's hit against a solid surface. And, I wanted it to be accurate.

And so, I found a solid-looking wall and bashed my head against it repeatedly.

Yes, I BASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL.

My family gave me weird looks. I don't even know what I was thinking at the time, but for some reason I got defensive and said: "What? Can't a woman bash her head against a wall without getting judged? You people sicken me."

And then I troddled off to my computah.

Be amused, children.