Cheek Rant
okay...I just need to rant....
Backstory....
i'm fairly happy with my genes
1) good natural skin (never wear makeup nor found the need to)
2) straight to curly thick hair that grows fast and needs very little handling(just a wash, shampoo and conditioner)
3) despite me being small(just over 5 ft)....i must admit i'm a bit curvier than my friends
HOWEVER.....
I'm forever mad at my cheeks...
what does.....
BABY CHEEKS + HIGH CHEEK BONES =
mature looking baby face aka no defined cheek bones (T.T)
and considering I'm past the 20's mark...it's become my enemy....
how did I find this out?
My friends were playing a game while studying for finals and then I lost so they pinched my cheeks...
One of my friends angled her hand weird and she brazed her knuckle with my cheekbone.
Because of this my friend discovered my baby cheeks and pinched them....you know....like how the Super Junior boys do it Mochi(henry)
This continued for a total of 3 hours....seriously (-___________-')
"YAH~ WOW YOU HAVE SUCH BABY CHEEKS"
"HOW CAN THIS PERSON BE OLDER THAN ME WITH THESE BABIES?" (said by my beloved doosaeng who now longer shows respect to me as a senior)
"HAHAHAHA I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE OLD SINCE IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE YOU HAD CHEEKBONES"
"ALREADY AS OLD AS YOU ARE AND YOUR CHEEKS ARE LIKE A BABY"
OTTOKE? the teasing never ends...
now whenever we meet up it...
"AHH~ YOUR CHEEKS ARE SOO CUTE" or "AWWW LOOK AT THE CUTE BABY"
my cheeks are being tortured with the constant pulling and touching and pinching....
for these past years never once was I confused as a younger person usually always guessed to be (19,18) from my late middle school years to yesterday...
why do I say yesterday?
I went to get a coffee at the college campus cart thingy since it was cold....
I go EVERYDAY....
THE LADY KNOWS ME......
however...yesterday I felt cold so I wore my panda that my friend knit me for Christmas and had my knit scarf pulled up so I could see and my cheeks were exposed and I was jumping up and down to keep myself warm
I greet the lady like I normally do
what does she say?
"HELLO LITTLE GIRL, IS YOUR SISTER A STUDENT HERE? IT NOT SAFE FOR A MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT TO BE WALKING AROUND WITH ALL THESE GUYS"
excuse me...I'm a STUDENT HERE, but I didn't say anything
Later that day...
My boyfriend came back for Taiwan 2 days early. I went and waited for him at the school entrance since he said his brother was driving him back to school. I was the only person sitting at the entrance sipping the coffee that I got from the lady and saw him leave his bro's car with his luggage. He looked around. He looked at me for a good 4 minutes, he took out his cellphone. He called me. I answered and this is how our Convo went...
"Jagii where are you?"
"I'm here~"
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm at the entrance"
"Liar"
"Am not"
"I don't see you"
"You saw me babooo~"
"No, I only see a small kid sipping coffee and talking on a cellphone on a bench right infront of .....ah "
AH IS RIGHT!!!!
baboo~ we've been dating for over 2 years......
BWOH~~~~ how could you call me a small kid?
WAEEEE? (T.T)
I asked why he thought I was a small kid and he turned BRIGHT RED....
"Jagii....is it normal for umm people your age to have umm....baby cheeks?"
Guess who "accidentally" got the spicy curry with his rice....
Did I mention his sweet tooth is worst that Teuk's?
my revenge :P
sorry for the long rant lol
I just had to....
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